Favorite THR Quotes

[dukiejay]

There's just too much gold over there right now to ignore it completely. Post your favorite quote in this thread and then let the hilarity ensue. And feel free to post multiple quotes because I completely understand picking just one would be next to impossible.

I'll start with this gem from some Seahawk fellow....

"If Winslow is not suspended for those two intentional kicks, it will prove that UNC is no longer getting a fair shake in the ACC and should consider leaving the league. UNC has gotten screwed big time by officials of the past few years in football and basketball. I think the ACC is punishing UNC without punishing them for the academic scandal. The ACC and John Swofford are a complete joke."

Some good stuff over there right now.

 

[denniden]

I think that might take the cake dukiejay, and I have not read that board in years.

 

[acc hoops]

Carolina heeled posts in thread "Trouble brewing in Lawrence" the following "Carolina strives to do more than other school even think about. The Carolina Way will always be the standard."

I would ask what standard are they talking about.? The 20 year cheating and getting away with it Standard".

 

[barkingpumpkin]

Originally posted by dukiejay:
There's just too much gold over there right now to ignore it completely. Post your favorite quote in this thread and then let the hilarity ensue. And feel free to post multiple quotes because I completely understand picking just one would be next to impossible.

I'll start with this gem from some Seahawk fellow....

"If Winslow is not suspended for those two intentional kicks, it will prove that UNC is no longer getting a fair shake in the ACC and should consider leaving the league. UNC has gotten screwed big time by officials of the past few years in football and basketball. I think the ACC is punishing UNC without punishing them for the academic scandal. The ACC and John Swofford are a complete joke."

Some good stuff over there right now.

I've never visited THR and never will. But I have to thank you for doing the dirty work. That is amazing.

 

[dukiejay]

That's really only the tip of the iceberg barking. There's stuff as good or better over there right now.

I just worry some of these people are allowed out of the house unsupervised and are living among us. That's my biggest fear.

 

[dukiejay]

Love this one from our old friend keyser too....he's been absolutely on fire the last 12 hours.

"You WONDER if K encourages this?? He has ALWAYS encouraged thug/goon ball. LOOK at HIS history of turning out thugs like Winslow

God almighty open your friggin eyes. He is an absolute fraud ....always has been and will be. Punks and thugs galore ffrom UNJ DerM

Laettner Jones, HenderTHUG, Rivers ,Winslow ...SMH all of the have ONE thing inn common......................."

He has many more that are worthy of being recognized. He's one of my favorite posters. His fellow fans have to just hate him.

 

[kwyjibos13]

Originally posted by dukiejay:
That's really only the tip of the iceberg barking. There's stuff as good or better over there right now.

I just worry some of these people are allowed out of the house unsupervised and are living among us. That's my biggest fear.

or vote...

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Well, here are 2 similar...and to me, bizarre quotes from the 'Carolina to Honor Coach K Pregame' thread.

First one from GoToHeelDook

"1000 is an impressive achievement, tainted as they may be by multiple swept under the rug scandals and the fact that over 100 of those wins came at Army. But they can celebrate it on their own court."

So, a UNC fan is talking about multiple scandals swept under the rug? And the 100 wins at Army shouldn't count?

Another gem from Seahawk.

"Just not for this. Maybe when he actually wins 1,000, someone can honor him. But as Boheim learned yesterday, wins can easily be taken away."

Again, I suppose another shot that the Army wins shouldn't count...lmao. And a Heel fan warning that K could lose wins? Might want to look in the rearview mirror.


OFC

 

[Gator Chef Al]

My favorite is a little different than a quote. I love the "Tampax Player of the Game" thread. They nominated Kennedy Meeks yet they would rather have a sophomore Meeks over a freshman Okafor everyday of the week. Yes I know it is probably a troll doing that over there but still hilarious has a lot of posters ripped Meeks.

 

[crazyduke3]

Tampax Player of the Game Reply
Goes to Kennedy Meeks. He completely disappeared and looked scared. Thanks for nothing big guy!




GoNtheDistance posted that gem this morning!

I laughed at that so hard this morning. Lord I wish we swept the holes every year.

 

[GoDukeDevils]

 

[CRAZIE4LIFE]

The Duke "team" is better. 8 on 5 will always win!

 

[Showenuff]

Do they REALLY have the balls to dog Kansas because of someone driving a Escalade? Seriously???????

 

[bleediteveryday30]

Originally posted by dukiejay:
Love this one from our old friend keyser too....he's been absolutely on fire the last 12 hours.

"You WONDER if K encourages this?? He has ALWAYS encouraged thug/goon ball. LOOK at HIS history of turning out thugs like Winslow

God almighty open your friggin eyes. He is an absolute fraud ....always has been and will be. Punks and thugs galore ffrom UNJ DerM

Laettner Jones, HenderTHUG, Rivers ,Winslow ...SMH all of the have ONE thing inn common......................."

He has many more that are worthy of being recognized. He's one of my favorite posters. His fellow fans have to just hate him.

Yeah I was blasted by this moron last night. I just told him to keep it classy. What a bunch of idiots.

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Originally posted by crazyduke3:
Tampax Player of the Game Reply
Goes to Kennedy Meeks. He completely disappeared and looked scared. Thanks for nothing big guy!




GoNtheDistance posted that gem this morning!

I laughed at that so hard this morning. Lord I wish we swept the holes every year.

It's easy enough as it is, but now they're making suggestions. I just love THR!

OFC

 

[bleediteveryday30]

Originally posted by OldasdirtDevil:

Originally posted by crazyduke3:
Tampax Player of the Game Reply
Goes to Kennedy Meeks. He completely disappeared and looked scared. Thanks for nothing big guy!




GoNtheDistance posted that gem this morning!

I laughed at that so hard this morning. Lord I wish we swept the holes every year.

It's easy enough as it is, but now they're making suggestions. I just love THR!

OFC

That is just a disturbing picture Dirt, haha.

 

[DiehardDukeFan4Life]

Originally posted by OldasdirtDevil:

Well, here are 2 similar...and to me, bizarre quotes from the 'Carolina to Honor Coach K Pregame' thread.

First one from GoToHeelDook

"1000 is an impressive achievement, tainted as they may be by multiple swept under the rug scandals and the fact that over 100 of those wins came at Army. But they can celebrate it on their own court."

So, a UNC fan is talking about multiple scandals swept under the rug? And the 100 wins at Army shouldn't count?

OFC

GoToHeelDook obviously can't read, can't count or doesn't know how to look up facts (I'm gonna go with all three options) because Coach K didn't even have 100 wins at Army. He had 73 wins during his time coaching at Army. He's a UNC fan so we should cut him a little slack for not being to bright lol

 

[dukiejay]

IDUNK4HEELS is stepping up his game to be mentioned and recognized.

"I do not believe Winslow will get off scott free. The game was on national tv and there will be plenty of film to show he intentionally tried to hurt both players. He might be forced to sit all of the ACC tournament but my gut feeling is he will miss the first game only."

Who knew Justise was blatantly trying to hurt those players? Poor kids.

 

[dukiejay]

And our friend gary-7....maybe the most incompetent one in the whole bunch. Although credit to him....he was blaming the officials before the game started. That of course is his MO every game, but it's cute nonetheless.

"- zero excuse for such incompetent, one-sided officiating in a game of this magnitude. It literally kept dook in the game in the first half with two different sets of rules... and zero excuse for Winslow to not have had two flagrants. That kick to Brice was dookish garbage that should have been the first flagrant."

I'm a little disappointed in a few particular posters I won't mention....because I'm still confident they come up with some good stuff in the next 24 hours.

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Originally posted by bleediteveryday30:

Originally posted by OldasdirtDevil:

Originally posted by crazyduke3:
Tampax Player of the Game Reply
Goes to Kennedy Meeks. He completely disappeared and looked scared. Thanks for nothing big guy!




GoNtheDistance posted that gem this morning!

I laughed at that so hard this morning. Lord I wish we swept the holes every year.

It's easy enough as it is, but now they're making suggestions. I just love THR!

OFC

That is just a disturbing picture Dirt, haha.

If you think that one is disturbing, Bleed, you should Google Tampax outfit images...hint...it has something to do with your Devils Illustrated ID. I thought about it for a split second, but it was entirely too disgusting to be even considered. If I had used that pic for a costume for Meeks, our mods would have deleted it, and kicked my butt to boot...and I would deserve it.
I think our mods give me a fair amount of leeway in allowing me to make some of these pics, and I try not to betray their trust.

OFC

 

[barkingpumpkin]

Do they realize how much joy they bring to this board by posting their inane rantings?

 

[Showenuff]

Gary7 , easily the dumbest poster ever to hit THR, and that my friend, is saying a lot.

 

[skysdad]

could some one put this in poll form with the quote and the quoter and less us vote. Should be fun. OFC

 

[Hayduke13]

Another gem from that Seahawk dude:

I agree. Duke IS NOT the better team. Both games the officiating ultimately decided the game. NO DOUBT. Yes, UNC made stupid shots, stupid lineups and stupid mistakes, but they outplayed Dook the majority of both games. If officials made the correct calls and made consistent calls, UNC has a sweep. I know refs will miss calls, I fully expect that. However, to call one thing on one end and the complete opposite on the other end all game is a travesty and a complete joke. That is not incompetence, that is targeted. The league needs to be investigated.

 

[eastspartan]

I needed a good laugh today

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Seahawk with another doozy.

"I agree. Duke IS NOT the better team. Both games the officiating ultimately decided the game. NO DOUBT. Yes, UNC made stupid shots, stupid lineups and stupid mistakes, but they outplayed Dook the majority of both games. If officials made the correct calls and made consistent calls, UNC has a sweep. I know refs will miss calls, I fully expect that. However, to call one thing on one end and the complete opposite on the other end all game is a travesty and a complete joke. That is not incompetence, that is targeted. The league needs to be investigated."

I thought the Twilight Zone was only a television show.

Edit...Hahaha, Hayduke you beat me to it!

OFC




This post was edited on 3/8 6:05 PM by OldasdirtDevil

 

[dukiejay]

The best part is these aren't parody posts by any of them either....they really believe it to be true. It's not like they're all hiding in the other room trying to get us going.

 

[HuffyJB]

Originally posted by Hayduke13:
Another gem from that Seahawk dude:

I agree. Duke IS NOT the better team. Both games the officiating ultimately decided the game. NO DOUBT. Yes, UNC made stupid shots, stupid lineups and stupid mistakes, but they outplayed Dook the majority of both games. If officials made the correct calls and made consistent calls, UNC has a sweep. I know refs will miss calls, I fully expect that. However, to call one thing on one end and the complete opposite on the other end all game is a travesty and a complete joke. That is not incompetence, that is targeted. The league needs to be investigated.

Oh my goodness that is really great! I love that someone genuinely believes that.

 

[gottagonow]

I don't really like naming individual posters but in this case its ok because they say such dumb ass things, absolutely amazing that a living person can have thoughts like Kersersosay#1, Gary-7 and that weird dude Chapelheeled. Its almost predictable that Keyser will say the same stuff over and over, something about the Greatest scandal of all time,The LanceThomas jewelry coverup. Gary-7 always says the officiating cheated the Tar Holes or the worst officiating of all time.

 

[dukiejay]

Originally posted by skysdad:
could some one put this in poll form with the quote and the quoter and less us vote. Should be fun. OFC

I'm not sure we'd be able to pull that off. There's only 10 options for a poll, and good luck trying to find only 10 to vote from.

Maybe be we come up with a bracket of like 64 and have a tournament based only on ridiculous THR posts. We know it would be fun.

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Another nugget from Seahawk. This is in reference as to Meeks being the Tampax player of the game.

"Actually it was T. Jones for Dook. Should have won an emmy for his acting job. Pathetic and bad for the game to have useless punks like that. Can't win straight up so have to flop and cry and look like idiots and the stupid incompetent refs fall for it."

I have to admit this is the most time I've ever spent reading threads on THR...but they didn't disappoint.

OFC

 

[dbav]

Originally posted by dukiejay:
And our friend gary-7....

I love that guy. He, keyser, and Polk are easily the most entertaining guys over there. Keyser flying off the handle, gary consistently complaining about officiating, and Polk being an internet tough guy. They are the trifecta in my opinion.

 

[Yasuo3750]

"Thanks Obama" -Steat

 

[gottagonow]

I had not read those from Seahawk but now that I have his are the clear cut winner of the most ridiculous post over there in Looney Tunes Land. Calling Tyus a pathetic punk and bad for the game has got to be about the most idiotic post I have read lately. Those by by Kersey and Gary 7 are a distant second.

OMG when where does jealously end.

ofc

 

[dadecodevil]

This one is a beauty. I won't name names, but according to the THI referee oversight committee, Justice will be suspended for the entire Acc tournament for play detrimental to the sport and overall ethics of basketball in a whine and cheese environment:

"I do not believe Winslow will get off scott free. The game was on national tv and there will be plenty of film to show he intentionally tried to hurt both players. He might be forced to sit all of the ACC tournament..."

 

[Neue Regel]

Blame the refs all you want, we'll enjoy three season sweeps in the last six seasons.

 

[bleediteveryday30]

Originally posted by OldasdirtDevil:

Originally posted by bleediteveryday30:

Originally posted by OldasdirtDevil:

Originally posted by crazyduke3:
Tampax Player of the Game Reply
Goes to Kennedy Meeks. He completely disappeared and looked scared. Thanks for nothing big guy!




GoNtheDistance posted that gem this morning!

I laughed at that so hard this morning. Lord I wish we swept the holes every year.

It's easy enough as it is, but now they're making suggestions. I just love THR!

OFC

That is just a disturbing picture Dirt, haha.

If you think that one is disturbing, Bleed, you should Google Tampax outfit images...hint...it has something to do with your Devils Illustrated ID. I thought about it for a split second, but it was entirely too disgusting to be even considered. If I had used that pic for a costume for Meeks, our mods would have deleted it, and kicked my butt to boot...and I would deserve it.
I think our mods give me a fair amount of leeway in allowing me to make some of these pics, and I try not to betray their trust.

OFC

Hahaha, I am glad you didn't post that one. Would have been funny, but would have certainly gotten you into a little bit of trouble.

 

[HuffyJB]

Originally posted by Hayduke13:
Another gem from that Seahawk dude:

I agree. Duke IS NOT the better team. Both games the officiating ultimately decided the game. NO DOUBT. Yes, UNC made stupid shots, stupid lineups and stupid mistakes, but they outplayed Dook the majority of both games. If officials made the correct calls and made consistent calls, UNC has a sweep. I know refs will miss calls, I fully expect that. However, to call one thing on one end and the complete opposite on the other end all game is a travesty and a complete joke. That is not incompetence, that is targeted. The league needs to be investigated.

So far this one has got to be the winner. The idiocy is remarkable.

 

[johnl1219]

These are two of my favorites as well. They always have great position so they should never be called for a foul and of course, Tyus Jones gets all the calls. This is typical!




Dean For President

Our guys were in legal guarding position all night, and he flings himself into our player, or crashes to the floor like he'd been shot, and it's a foul on us. same thing in the first game. Ridiculous calls, and I can't remember Roy being that pissed all game long at the refs

HeelFan58

When you can't lay a hand on or get within 3" of his body , then it is pretty tough to guard a guy going into the paint. Yeah I am talking about Tyus Jones. He won't always have the puzzzzy ACC officials to protect him!

 

[denniden]

The amount of bitching about the refs that come from the UNC fan base is remarkable. I guess they take being a poor loser to another level.