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DANG YOU GTHC AND SKY, JUST HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY THE REFS?

crazyduke3

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Mar 28, 2010
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Okay let's just come clean boys! Tonight what little bit of integrity College basketball had was defiled when K and his devil minions bribed the NCAA and the refs and CBS and Wisky to allow them to win the NCAA!

Everybody knows it! We could not, would not, should not have won this title without the refs and the game of basketball is forever ruined because of this tragedy. Which of you scumbags will confess to paying for K's underhanded, cheating ways! Duke should never have even got past the first round for petes sake!!




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Let's just say we no longer have anything in the reserves. This was a very spendy season. I think skysdad dipped into his own funds at the end.....he might even have to go back to work.
 
Originally posted by dukiejay:
Let's just say we no longer have anything in the reserves. This was a very spendy season. I think skysdad dipped into his own funds at the end.....he might even have to go back to work.
Guys, I'm in the poor house.
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OFC
 
Bo Ryan has hired KPMG to audit Duke posters bank accounts for wires to officials.
 
Ok, since the season is over, I will come clean. When the opportunity to win a National Championship comes around, you have to bring your A game. With Duke being an elite, academic institution and large endowment, we were able to secure some funds from the Ref Paying Fund. It is there only for use to win a title. And, with the heightened eyes on Indy, we have to employ an elite black ops team to make sure the refs are prepared to win for Duke. The members of this black ops team are grown and raised in Coach K's back yard. He trains them in his West Point style. They go thru vigorous money laundering drills, ref brainwashing classes and CIA level kidnapping drills.

As a result, folks in Lexington, Madison and most importantly, Chapel Hill are crying foul (no pun intended) today.
 
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