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Know how to get a UNC grad off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Sky, Hart, and Dirt were out having dinner with Ol Roy....
It came out just like I thought it would. OFC
Now that is funny. Can you just imagine the fun the three of us would have. OFC
I missed this earlier. Now that would be some dinner date, Mac! Hart telling Roy...#you knew, Sky admiring HOF coach Roy Williams world class tie & sports jacket, and me taking pictures so I could use them to photoshop Ol'Roy. And of course, Roy trying to pay for his meal with all the timeouts he's accrued over the years. What a bunch of OFC'ers!
OFC
LOL good oneA painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of UNC graduates laying sod across the street."
Lol.....best one yetA painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of UNC graduates laying sod across the street."
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of UNC graduates laying sod across the street."
Roy and his assistant, Steve Robinson were out playing golf one day. They were driving out to hit their second shots when Roy went to hit what he thought was his ball. Steve said "hold on coach, that's my ball." Roy said "no it's not Steve!" This went on and was getting heated just as the ranger was riding up.
He drove over and asked what the heck was going on. Roy was red, and said "Dadgum fool was about to hit my ball!" Steve slammed his club down and said "Roy that's my da%* ball!" The ranger stepped in between them and said, "I'm gonna make this real easy, "which one of you is hitting the GREEN BALL."
Real tragedy was that all the pages had not been Colored inI might’ve posted this one before......
There was a fire in the unx library. Both books were burned before they could put it out.
Thats because they were coloring books and crayons are made from wax.I might’ve posted this one before......
There was a fire in the unx library. Both books were burned before they could put it out.
Ol Roy was sitting in a bar the other night, all down after the beating the Hokies gave his team when up walked this gorgeous blond with a body to die for. She sat down next to him. They started talking, and Roy asked her what brought her to this bar. She said she was a nympho and had never had sex in a bar. Roy spit his drink out, gathered himself as she kept talking.
"Do you know who the most well endowed man is?" Before he could answer, she said the Native Indian. Roy was dumbfounded, more than he normally is. She said the best lover is the Mexican, but the man with the most stamina is hands down the Southern Redneck.
Roy was sweating profusely, she looked over at him and said "I'm sorry, but I've went on about myself and I don't even know your name. Looking thru fogged glasses, he said "Tonto, Tonto Rodriguez, but everybody calls me Bubba!"