Chuck Norris starred down PJ Hairston. OFC
Chuck Norris is the only person PJ allows to call him by the wrong name.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Some kids urinate their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can urinate his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris could build Rome in one day.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris can make apple juice with oranges.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.