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OT: Chuck Norris Thread

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Can we get a photoshop of Chuck Norris here ODD?

Chuck hates floppers!!
 
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Chuck Norris tells Showenuff when he can post . Show's been on Chuck Norris' list for a while and has allowed him just a few post here and there. Show how about getting your junk together. We like your post.:D OFC
 
When Chuck Norris's mother got pregnant Chuck delivered himself and drove himself home from the hospital.
 
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Chuck Norris played 18 holes of golf at Pinehurst # 2 last week and his final score was 18.
 
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The reason we landed on the moon is because Neil Armstrong thought Chuck Norris was mad at him.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known as giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he just stands there and dares the grass to grow.
 
Kids like to write their name in the snow with their pee, Chuck Norris writes his name in the concrete with his pee.
 
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Chuck Norris says he will decide whose number should be retired for Duke and to lock up the thread where we are discussing it. OFC
 
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A woman pulled a knife on Chuck Norris. He gave her two slices of bread and she went and made him a sandwich. OFC
 
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Chuck Norris's truck on Walker Texas Ranger is like Chuck Norris. Nothing can hurt it. Bullets, grenades, rockets and everything else just bounces off the body and windshield. OFC
 
Chuck Norris was born 5-6-1945. The Nazi's surrendered the next day. Enough said. OFC
 
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Watching Walker, Texas Ranger right now. The Rangers were playing the police dept. in charity baseball, not softball game. Bases loaded an Cordell Walker is at the plate. Yes you guessed it. Walker took it DEEEEP for a game winning walk off grand slam home run. The Yankees need Chuck Norris. OFC
 
Chuck Norris doesn't care for Duke's black uniforms. OFC
 
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