If you’re not the luckiest man alive what did you do? it just happened...again! Glad I had my phone playing angry birds Lmao
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Haha man I usually do 99.9% time. This was one of them “get there In time” ones! And believe me I just got their in time. Haha coulda bought my face for a dollar when I looked up. It’s a bag of mixed emotions. Panic/anger/solutions/embarrassment /improvising/ whatever all at once! Nightmare. “Do I make that call down the hall I need toilet paper” Not to bad as long as you’re in your own house with help nearby. The away from home ones are the worst! Happened once and wow. After I was done I thought shooo I made it looked up and my lip dropped to the floor. Somebody out there’s gotta be with me and had this experience. Anyone? Haha
Everytime I go to Lowes I have to look for a toilet. I've actually had moments when I actually though about using a display toilet.Haha man I usually do 99.9% time. This was one of them “get there In time” ones! And believe me I just got their in time. Haha coulda bought my face for a dollar when I looked up. It’s a bag of mixed emotions. Panic/anger/solutions/embarrassment /improvising/ whatever all at once! Nightmare. “Do I make that call down the hall I need toilet paper” Not to bad as long as you’re in your own house with help nearby. The away from home ones are the worst! Happened once and wow. After I was done I thought shooo I made it looked up and my lip dropped to the floor. Somebody out there’s gotta be with me and had this experience. Anyone? Haha
Everytime I go to Lowes I have to look for a toilet. I've actually had moments when I actually though about using a display toilet.
Username checks out!Everytime I go to Lowes I have to look for a toilet. I've actually had moments when I actually though about using a display toilet.
I have a very serious question about the toilet and fundamental outcome of usage.
Which hand do you guys or gals use to wipe with? Again, this is a serious question.
I use toilet paper.........I have a very serious question about the toilet and fundamental outcome of usage.
Which hand do you guys or gals use to wipe with? Again, this is a serious question.
Well you win. I had no takers. Most people say either left or right.I use toilet paper.........
I use toilet paper.........
Not sure to many have seen them movies lol....crazyI’m at the front end of a human centipide. Jerry is in back. I’ll ask him when he wakes up. He’s been sleeping for like 4 days though and he smells terrible, so he should be up soon.
Real answer: there’s always a box of Kleenex in the bathroom as a backup. Don’t remember a time I was without one or the other.
Yeah. Might not have been the best place to post that reference. I saw it in college when it was all the buzz. I watched the movie but I spent most of the time looking away from the TV. Only other movie that grossed me out that much was Frozen (not the cartoon). 2010 movie.Not sure to many have seen them movies lol....crazy
Never seen that I’ll have to check it out. Gross, scary, crazy, I love them haha. But I’m crazy sooooo...yeaYeah. Might not have been the best place to post that reference. I saw it in college when it was all the buzz. I watched the movie but I spent most of the time looking away from the TV. Only other movie that grossed me out that much was Frozen (not the cartoon). 2010 movie.
Mainly because I don’t like bones sticking out of skin and there’s a good chunk of this movie with that. Til the wolves show up...Never seen that I’ll have to check it out. Gross, scary, crazy, I love them haha. But I’m crazy sooooo...yea
Sky the way that joke is supposed to go when I ask which hand do you use to wipe most people always say right or left hand. Then its followed up with why do you ask and I just say "well I use toilet paper". Most people look a little shitty afterwards. Of course Canadian Dukie answered it correctly almost immediately and ruined my joke.That is the finniest thing I have read in a while. I wish I had thought of it. Still chuckling after a knee slap hubert davis cackle. OFC
You woulda had me. thanks Canada! HahaSky the way that joke is supposed to go when I ask which hand do you use to wipe most people always say right or left hand. Then its followed up with why do you ask and I just say "well I use toilet paper". Most people look a little shitty afterwards. Of course Canadian Dukie answered it correctly almost immediately and ruined my joke.
I guess I'm in the shit now!You woulda had me. thanks Canada! Haha