I still love the blown assists, which everyone else knows as missed field goals.
Favorite THR Quotes....
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Were our nineteen turnovers last night actually blown assists since we didn’t score on any of them
So my question would be, what constitutes a blown assist? Let's say the opposing team takes a shot, misses it and our guy rebounds the ball. The center tosses it over to the PG who runs down the court and misses a layup.
Is that a blown assist since the center grabbed the rebound, handed it off to the PG who ran down court and missed a layup? Can you have a blown assist from the other side of the court??
I'm sure I'm missing something.
....at Carolina they are supposed to make every shot. if a shot doesnt go in obviously it was somebody's fault. think that pretty much sums it up
I would say slightly less than every shot. However if the potential assist is for a certain someone whose name rhymes with Schmoel Schmerry, well then yes, every missed shot is a blown assist.
To be fair to Joel Berry it is hard to play well with Guru Gary dry humping his leg.
The answer is that you're thinking to hard, haha.
More to yhe point, I think it's a missed shot that would have registered an assist if made.
Didn't want to start a thread on it and this is not racist but that Wanyen Grabiel is the blackest black person I have ever seen. Amazing. Just had to get that out somewhere. Ha.
WTH? Why did you feel like you "had to get that out there"?
I think this is the most non value adding, poorest taste post I've ever seen on this board. Not sure what you're intentions are with it.
Simply stating an amazing fact. I guess in this day and age most are waaaay too sensitive.
Dude, you started a sentence with "this isn't racist, but...". I'm pretty sure nothing good has ever followed that phrase.
The blown assist thing is the best ever. It has given us so much material. If a player makes a pure and perfect assist should that be considered a blown turn over. OFC
If Clemson ever wins at chapel hill will it be a blown win for the heels. OFC
Every comment by Gary-7 is a blown chance at common sense. by the way, I haven't heard anything about his coaching Mafia lately. They must have blown Gary bye bye.
Either that or the coaching mafia is now swimming with the fishes.
I think in all fairness to JB, he doesn't have the inside post presence to distribute to this year. And lately he's had to do a lot more himself, especially during the stretch where we barely beat Wake and lost to FSU and UVA. No he's not the best distributor, especially not compared to Kendall Marshall or Ty Lawson, but he's easily our best player and the most important.
Interesting discussion between Gary and Brady is the greatest regarding Berry.Gary ripping him because he suggests that Berry is not the greatest player in the history of basketball.When confronted by stats Gary says most stats used by mere mortals are made up and fictitious.Guess only blown assists are the only strats that matter.
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That thread is a great read. Watching those two dbags go at it is a great read.
This is why I love THR. What a bunch of damn idiots.
heels05champs
“It’s simple folks... they’ve got the biggest bag boy out there right now.”
tarheels0015
“K and his bag of tricks works again.”
CarolinaMagic
“No doubt Jeff Capel is leading the way.”
GACMAN
“Wonder how much Capel slipped him and his fam?”
bradythegoat2
“Well it's a fact that Capel had recruiting violations while at OU. 1K got recruits before he came but not like this consistently. Suddenly when Capel shows up he pretty much gets every top prospect. Coincidence? I think not.”
Geth
“I can't blame the kid... He and his family were obviously sold the story straight from rat face the dark emperor of evil. I wonder how the money will change hands this time. The "brotherhood" bs though... It's a brotherhood in as much as they all band together to hide all of the absolute fake that is that whole program. It's like the fake building fronts on campus there... FAKE. Someday hopefully in my life time I will revel in DOOK finally getting what they deserve and it needs to happen on Ks watch... We all know the day he steps away, DOOKs legacy starts to devalue immediately.”
heels05champs
“It’s simple folks... they’ve got the biggest bag boy out there right now.”
tarheels0015
“K and his bag of tricks works again.”
CarolinaMagic
“No doubt Jeff Capel is leading the way.”
GACMAN
“Wonder how much Capel slipped him and his fam?”
bradythegoat2
“Well it's a fact that Capel had recruiting violations while at OU. 1K got recruits before he came but not like this consistently. Suddenly when Capel shows up he pretty much gets every top prospect. Coincidence? I think not.”
Geth
“I can't blame the kid... He and his family were obviously sold the story straight from rat face the dark emperor of evil. I wonder how the money will change hands this time. The "brotherhood" bs though... It's a brotherhood in as much as they all band together to hide all of the absolute fake that is that whole program. It's like the fake building fronts on campus there... FAKE. Someday hopefully in my life time I will revel in DOOK finally getting what they deserve and it needs to happen on Ks watch... We all know the day he steps away, DOOKs legacy starts to devalue immediately.”
More from Idiot Central...
gary-7 (gary is implying that Duke is cheating again...bless his heart)
“For all those talking about rule changes and such in another thread, you just witnessed everything that's wrong with college basketball in one big nutshell. It's almost getting comical.”
truetarheelraider
“Isn't the f.b.i findings due to be out soon guarentee you dook and ky are not on the list though.”
keysersosay
“Apparently he referred to dook as a "brotherhood" yeah THAT is laughable as vader keeps getting these kids that stay for 2 semesters, rarely if ever come back, never get their degrees and has a program that leads the nation in transfers, along with being the biggest collection of d bags in sports.”
gary-7 (gary is implying that Duke is cheating again...bless his heart)
“For all those talking about rule changes and such in another thread, you just witnessed everything that's wrong with college basketball in one big nutshell. It's almost getting comical.”
truetarheelraider
“Isn't the f.b.i findings due to be out soon guarentee you dook and ky are not on the list though.”
keysersosay
“Apparently he referred to dook as a "brotherhood" yeah THAT is laughable as vader keeps getting these kids that stay for 2 semesters, rarely if ever come back, never get their degrees and has a program that leads the nation in transfers, along with being the biggest collection of d bags in sports.”
I couldn’t help but notice the “I’m not a unc fan” bradythegoat2 is quoted. Funny how that works. Maybe he’d like to chime in...
@bradythegoat2
And then there’s this guy...hahaha
alwould
“I think you guys aren't looking inside the mind of todays typical OAD college "star". Z is a bit on the heavy side so he would have to lose some weight and make a time in the run to qualify to start at UNC .. anywhere else he just shows up, starts and plays. At UNC he would actually have competition, and have to compete for minutes .. anywhere else he just shows up and plays as he wants. At UNC he would have to play defense to play .. and you see the premium dook puts on defense to get playing time. At UNC he would be forced to be a team player .. a freshman that would have to learn things like respect and humility .. things that will serve one well later in life .. at dook .. make up your own jokes about that one. He also said he wanted to develop his game. A big going to dook to develop their game is like me going to the bar to get religion. My point being is that Zion went to dook because he's probably lazy and took the easy way out. All he does is show up play. Only thing is that if he ends up on a team like this years then he may end up like Carter and Bag in that the only time he touches the ball is if he can rebound. We shall see. jmho.”
alwould
“I think you guys aren't looking inside the mind of todays typical OAD college "star". Z is a bit on the heavy side so he would have to lose some weight and make a time in the run to qualify to start at UNC .. anywhere else he just shows up, starts and plays. At UNC he would actually have competition, and have to compete for minutes .. anywhere else he just shows up and plays as he wants. At UNC he would have to play defense to play .. and you see the premium dook puts on defense to get playing time. At UNC he would be forced to be a team player .. a freshman that would have to learn things like respect and humility .. things that will serve one well later in life .. at dook .. make up your own jokes about that one. He also said he wanted to develop his game. A big going to dook to develop their game is like me going to the bar to get religion. My point being is that Zion went to dook because he's probably lazy and took the easy way out. All he does is show up play. Only thing is that if he ends up on a team like this years then he may end up like Carter and Bag in that the only time he touches the ball is if he can rebound. We shall see. jmho.”
That might be the greatest thing I've ever read. I absolutely agree that there is the potential that Zion would not start from the outset for the cheaters. Mostly because he's going to Duke.
Also, you'd be amazed how much religion you can find at a bar.
The only way he could have made the post better was if he tried bringing the education aspect into it.
Maybe just maybe Roy visited Zion last night and said son we would.love to have you however we just won't have a ship available for you... Also I am not to upset as we have a great recruiting class with strong returning players next yr. I wonder how k is gonna spin his no bench angle next yr
From @truetarheelraider0806 bahahahahaha WOW
From @truetarheelraider0806 bahahahahaha WOW
Yeah, I forgot to include that one.
But I’m sure that’s exactly how it went down. Ole Roy had to tell him that they didn’t want him and didn’t have room. What a sweet guy!
His post is a load of shit. I hate that Zion is going to Durham. But there are other reasons for why Duke gets recruits. And as a UNC fan, I feel adjustments need to be made.
Maybe some adjustments need to be made with trying to land multiple one and dones, but it's not like what Roy is doing over in Chapel Hill isn't working. Back to back national title games and a team this year that is descent. We pick on Ol Roy, but that system that's been in place for decades does work.
If it's the same "timed run" Sean May jogged, I seriously doubt Zion would be concerned!
I meant more in terms of recruiting. I take very little issue with how Roy runs the team itself. What I want to see, is him altering his pitch.
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