Christmas at the DI house

[Showenuff]

 

[Showenuff]

Victoria’s Secret Models Prefer Duke !

 

[QC Dukie]

Hey QC, you see how DukeFanKy called me out right?

I saw it brother and you brought the heat.....good job!!

 

[DukefanKY]

Don’t I always keep it clean...somewhat

Let's just say you've been known to straddle the line!!

 

[retiredsoldier]

I saw it brother and you brought the heat.....good job!!

Ty buddy, I appreciate it.

 

[DukefanKY]

Victoria’s Secret Models Prefer Duke !

It's cold here, and you're making me have to go outside and smoke!!!

 

[Showenuff]

The name is Show, and here’s the deal
Everybody knows that I’m keeping it real

I talk hoops, don’t put up with dicks
Been posting right here since 2006

I don’t like the Heels , it’s easy to tell
That’s why I had piss in their wishing well

I look out for my brothers and try to do good
That’s why I dig this thing called The Brotherhood

We all pull together searching for the 6th ring
At Duke it’s not given, Earn Everything.

We have the best board, you’ll give us the nod
We have the best posters, we have the best mods

We’ve got smart guys , they get in your head
We’ve got a few whiners in every game thread

The Heels lost to Kentucky ,late last night
Lots of turnovers from Colby White

I dogged all my Heel friends, I couldn’t resist
Gary7 crying over blown assists

Every time they lose, it tastes so sweet
Cause there’s no love lost for UNCheat.

I feel their chemistry is becoming quite brittle
Ol Roy being Roy, and wasting Nasir Little

RJ is scoring , Zion is dunking
Jacks out there leading and Tre’s D is punking

We could win it all, this team is quite scary
Next year as well , Boogie Wendell and Carey

So pull for those Devils, as hard as you can
Brother this is the time, to be a Duke fan !

 

[DukefanKY]

We all pull together searching for the 6th ring
At Duke it’s not given, Earn Everything

Awesome! Great line!!

 

[QC Dukie]

Awesome work Show!!!!

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

I did his last year,
And it gave some a grin,
So I thought what the hell.
Let's do it again
I wrote a poem
To get your attention
And I'm back this year
With new ammunition
Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through DI
People are posting
About Zion on high
The OFC's, are all coloring their hair
In hopes that Tami, soon will be there.
Our game this year, the heels fan all dread
With visions of Zion, dunking on their heads.
The highlight of my year
Happened in October
I met Show, QC, Duke Denver,
And of course.
Retired soldier

Something happened at CTC
That ruined my world
I found out
That Honkey is not a girl.
I was really excited
About meeting her
But it was all ruined
By arms covered with fur.
While making that trip
I was in a groove
Even made a joke
About JBSMOOVE.
I made it to the book store
And that wasnt funny
Omg, I spent so much money!
As I write this poem
While feeling a little tipsy
I realize a lot has changed
Hell, now we even like Ipsy!
Our year started
with a mighty blast
As we went to the classic
And kicked kensuckys ass.
They came like a basset hound,
To a greyhound race
Nothing was more priceless,
Than the look on Cal's face.
After that game,
There was a weird smell,
Then I realized it was their board
Melting all to hell.
Yeah, it got ugly
In big blue nation
They were left in tears
By a Duke infestation
There's one more team
That we're gonna beat
And watch their fans cry
Mainly Gary and steat.
They will make excuses
But I promise you this
The biggest one,
Will be whites blown Assists.
Sometimes we argue
And disagree
But none of us has a fake wife,
That's a model in Germany!
One thing that's as sure
As forest loves Jenny,
QC is a b hole
And not very finny!
He's gonna be upset
And won't talk to me
When Clempson wins it all
And hangs number 3!
We've learned a lot about each other
These last few years,
But your responses to the people and dogs thread,
Left me in tears.
I hope next year,
I can meet more posters.
We'll go out for beers
And use napkins as coasters.
But don't be thinking
This is a fable,
I'll drink you all,
Including Duke Denver
Under the table
I can do this, I'm a freak
My belly can hold more
Than Kennedy Meeks
I'll leave you sick
And feeling nauseous
If you gonna challenge
You better be cautious
There's been a lot of prayer threads this year,
As we've all had issues.
But when sky had that stone,
He used a whole box of tissues!
Leave sky alone
And don't give him flack
It's not his fault
That his favorite uni's are black
OAD, has kept us all
well entertained,
And As we all know,
His skills are insane.
He's made some pictures,
And videos too,
Piss this board off
And he'll make a fool of you!
One thing I know
And am very certain
He's the wizard
Behind the blue curtain.
I dont know what our record will be
When this season is done,
But I do know this,
DAMN, this team is fun!
There's been a lot of threads this year
That set themselves apart
But the funniest Was from the dude,
And his wife's massive fart!
I guess I'll stop here
And give someone else a go
Who will it be?
I bet it rhymes with bro!
Or maybe someone else,
Will teach me a lesson
It may the guy we all know
As Hart2Chesson
We are all yearning
And needing a fix
Remember RJ's video?
He guaranteed number 6!
Ok Duke fans, don't get lazy
Let's keep this poem going
Let's make it get crazy!
I'll make it a game
Tag, you're it....
Now get to typing
And write your skit!
Eminem made his name
By using his initials
Unc fans made their name
By blaming the officials
This has been fun
Let's make it a tradition
And enjoy number 6
Coming to fruition!
Time to see, some special effects
Retired Soldier, you're up next!

Holy moly, DukeKY, I thought DSouth wrote this for a minute! Seriously though, that's a great job, and you got everything in there but the kitchen sink!

OFC

 

[DukefanKY]

Holy moly, DukeKY, I thought DSouth wrote this for a minute! Seriously though, that's a great job, and you got everything in there but the kitchen sink!

OFC

Your turn!!

 

[Mac9192]

I want Dirt to do a pic of Santa Sky putting the time out in Ol Roy’s stocking and one of Ipsy in the spongebob pajamas bouncing on his bed

 

[DukefanKY]

one of Ipsy in the spongebob pajamas bouncing on his bed

Absolutely!! But a REAL picture of Ipsy!! Come on @IPSYCHOSIS send OAD a pic!!!

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

The name is Show, and here’s the deal
Everybody knows that I’m keeping it real

I talk hoops, don’t put up with dicks
Been posting right here since 2006

I don’t like the Heels , it’s easy to tell
That’s why I had piss in their wishing well

I look out for my brothers and try to do good
That’s why I dig this thing called The Brotherhood

We all pull together searching for the 6th ring
At Duke it’s not given, Earn Everything.

We have the best board, you’ll give us the nod
We have the best posters, we have the best mods

We’ve got smart guys , they get in your head
We’ve got a few whiners in every game thread

The Heels lost to Kentucky ,late last night
Lots of turnovers from Colby White

I dogged all my Heel friends, I couldn’t resist
Gary7 crying over blown assists

Every time they lose, it tastes so sweet
Cause there’s no love lost for UNCheat.

I feel their chemistry is becoming quite brittle
Ol Roy being Roy, and wasting Nasir Little

RJ is scoring , Zion is dunking
Jacks out there leading and Tre’s D is punking

We could win it all, this team is quite scary
Next year as well , Boogie Wendell and Carey

So pull for those Devils, as hard as you can
Brother this is the time, to be a Duke fan !

Great job, Show! All you guys are knocking it outta the park!

OFC

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Your turn!!

Haha, you guys are doing just fine! You don't need any help from me at all.

OFC

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

Never fear, Ipsy and his sponge bob square pants wearing asz riddle is here. “Who lives in a house above the sea? Ipsy dooty pants! Brown a yellow and stinky as can be? Ipsy dooty pants! Who’s irrational bullsh!t you don’t want to miss? @dachampishere2 ! So I’ll wisper pick and roll and tune into this!
Da champ is near!....Da champ is near!..... Grabb youuuuu a beeer!!!”

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

All I got with my time

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

I want Dirt to do a pic of Santa Sky putting the time out in Ol Roy’s stocking and one of Ipsy in the spongebob pajamas bouncing on his bed

Okay, I made a little time to make this one. Just added IPSY Spongebob in with the mix (sorry no real pic of IPSY). I was in a hurry and forgot to change the 2nd stocking to 'Wanda'...well...maybe Anna is Ol'Roy's girlfriend.

OFC

 

[skysdad]

Okay, I made a little time to make this one. Just added IPSY Spongebob in with the mix (sorry no real pic of IPSY). I was in a hurry and forgot to change the 2nd stocking to 'Wanda'...well...maybe Anna is Ol'Roy's girlfriend.

OFC

Looks like he's gonna be Sponge Bob Wet Pants before too long. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

Okay, I made a little time to make this one. Just added IPSY Spongebob in with the mix (sorry no real pic of IPSY). I was in a hurry and forgot to change the 2nd stocking to 'Wanda'...well...maybe Anna is Ol'Roy's girlfriend.

OFC

Dirt another classic buddy! I know Mac will love this! OFC

 

[Mac9192]

Okay, I made a little time to make this one. Just added IPSY Spongebob in with the mix (sorry no real pic of IPSY). I was in a hurry and forgot to change the 2nd stocking to 'Wanda'...well...maybe Anna is Ol'Roy's girlfriend.

OFC

Awesome Dirt! You are da man!!!!!

 

[hart2chesson]

Looks like he's gonna be Sponge Bob Wet Pants before too long. OFC

May be your best line ever!!!-

OFC

 

[dachampishere2]

Never fear, Ipsy and his sponge bob square pants wearing asz riddle is here. “Who lives in a house above the sea? Ipsy dooty pants! Brown a yellow and stinky as can be? Ipsy dooty pants! Who’s irrational bullsh!t you don’t want to miss? @dachampishere2 ! So I’ll wisper pick and roll and tune into this!
Da champ is near!....Da champ is near!..... Grabb youuuuu a beeer!!!”

Pick n roll like boatz n hoes

 

[Skeelow22]

This thread is awesome! Great work guys!