Christmas at the DI house

[Mac9192]

All of DI had finished a pod cast
and they really had a blast
Jwill lay asleep in his bed
with visions of oad’s dancing in his head
Denver and DukefanKY passed out on the floor
they just couldn’t drink anymore
Show awoke to a loud clatter
grabbed his gun to see what was the matter
In his spongebob pajamas Ipsy was bouncing on his bed
screaming ‘pick n roll’ someone’s about
to be dead!!
It was Santa Sky who made the noise
he was simply laying out the toys
He had everything all nice and neat
and in the kitchen for him was a can of Peckers Potted Meat
One last stop: down the road a house was really rocking
Santa Sky was going to leave a time out
in Ol Roy’s stocking

 

[Neners]

Giving Roy a TO is the Santa Sky equivalent of giving a lump of coal

 

[DukefanKY]

Nice work!!!!

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Great stuff, Mac!

OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

An Instant Christmas Classic!!! Good Job!

OFC

 

[DukefanKY]

All of DI had finished a pod cast
and they really had a blast
Jwill lay asleep in his bed
with visions of oad’s dancing in his head
Denver and DukefanKY passed out on the floor
they just couldn’t drink anymore
Show awoke to a loud clatter
grabbed his gun to see what was the matter
In his spongebob pajamas Ipsy was bouncing on his bed
screaming ‘pick n roll’ someone’s about
to be dead!!
It was Santa Sky who made the noise
he was simply laying out the toys
He had everything all nice and neat
and in the kitchen for him was a can of Peckers Potted Meat
One last stop: down the road a house was really rocking
Santa Sky was going to leave a time out
in Ol Roy’s stocking

I'm glad you did this!
It's fun!

For any who didn't see it, we did this last year and several posters got involved. Below is a link to that thread.

Let's keep it going and get some others involved! Get to writing people!

https://duke.forums.rivals.com/threads/twas-duke-before-christmas.10855425/#post-11227504

 

[DukefanKY]

I did his last year,
And it gave some a grin,
So I thought what the hell.
Let's do it again
I wrote a poem
To get your attention
And I'm back this year
With new ammunition
Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through DI
People are posting
About Zion on high
The OFC's, are all coloring their hair
In hopes that Tami, soon will be there.
Our game this year, the heels fan all dread
With visions of Zion, dunking on their heads.
The highlight of my year
Happened in October
I met Show, QC, Duke Denver,
And of course.
Retired soldier

Something happened at CTC
That ruined my world
I found out
That Honkey is not a girl.
I was really excited
About meeting her
But it was all ruined
By arms covered with fur.
While making that trip
I was in a groove
Even made a joke
About JBSMOOVE.
I made it to the book store
And that wasnt funny
Omg, I spent so much money!
As I write this poem
While feeling a little tipsy
I realize a lot has changed
Hell, now we even like Ipsy!
Our year started
with a mighty blast
As we went to the classic
And kicked kensuckys ass.
They came like a basset hound,
To a greyhound race
Nothing was more priceless,
Than the look on Cal's face.
After that game,
There was a weird smell,
Then I realized it was their board
Melting all to hell.
Yeah, it got ugly
In big blue nation
They were left in tears
By a Duke infestation
There's one more team
That we're gonna beat
And watch their fans cry
Mainly Gary and steat.
They will make excuses
But I promise you this
The biggest one,
Will be whites blown Assists.
Sometimes we argue
And disagree
But none of us has a fake wife,
That's a model in Germany!
One thing that's as sure
As forest loves Jenny,
QC is a b hole
And not very finny!
He's gonna be upset
And won't talk to me
When Clempson wins it all
And hangs number 3!
We've learned a lot about each other
These last few years,
But your responses to the people and dogs thread,
Left me in tears.
I hope next year,
I can meet more posters.
We'll go out for beers
And use napkins as coasters.
But don't be thinking
This is a fable,
I'll drink you all,
Including Duke Denver
Under the table
I can do this, I'm a freak
My belly can hold more
Than Kennedy Meeks
I'll leave you sick
And feeling nauseous
If you gonna challenge
You better be cautious
There's been a lot of prayer threads this year,
As we've all had issues.
But when sky had that stone,
He used a whole box of tissues!
Leave sky alone
And don't give him flack
It's not his fault
That his favorite uni's are black
OAD, has kept us all
well entertained,
And As we all know,
His skills are insane.
He's made some pictures,
And videos too,
Piss this board off
And he'll make a fool of you!
One thing I know
And am very certain
He's the wizard
Behind the blue curtain.
I dont know what our record will be
When this season is done,
But I do know this,
DAMN, this team is fun!
There's been a lot of threads this year
That set themselves apart
But the funniest Was from the dude,
And his wife's massive fart!
I guess I'll stop here
And give someone else a go
Who will it be?
I bet it rhymes with bro!
Or maybe someone else,
Will teach me a lesson
It may the guy we all know
As Hart2Chesson
We are all yearning
And needing a fix
Remember RJ's video?
He guaranteed number 6!
Ok Duke fans, don't get lazy
Let's keep this poem going
Let's make it get crazy!
I'll make it a game
Tag, you're it....
Now get to typing
And write your skit!
Eminem made his name
By using his initials
Unc fans made their name
By blaming the officials
This has been fun
Let's make it a tradition
And enjoy number 6
Coming to fruition!
Time to see, some special effects
Retired Soldier, you're up next!

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

@PatrickYates your turn

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

All of DI had finished a pod cast
and they really had a blast
Jwill lay asleep in his bed
with visions of oad’s dancing in his head
Denver and DukefanKY passed out on the floor
they just couldn’t drink anymore
Show awoke to a loud clatter
grabbed his gun to see what was the matter
In his spongebob pajamas Ipsy was bouncing on his bed
screaming ‘pick n roll’ someone’s about
to be dead!!
It was Santa Sky who made the noise
he was simply laying out the toys
He had everything all nice and neat
and in the kitchen for him was a can of Peckers Potted Meat
One last stop: down the road a house was really rocking
Santa Sky was going to leave a time out
in Ol Roy’s stocking

Why I gotta be wearing spong bob huh!? Lmao na it fits me well.

 

[hart2chesson]

Why I gotta be wearing spong bob huh!? Lmao na it fits me well.

Ipsy you were bouncing around loving that Pick n Roll!!

OFC

 

[Showenuff]

Damn Ky ! Good job !

 

[QC Dukie]

Why I gotta be a b-hole? Hahaha

Go job dfky......go Irish!!!!

 

[dukesince91]

Awesome KY, Dirt will be proud!

 

[df64]

QC, we keep asking ourselves that! Nice job boys.

 

[Dattier]

 

[skysdad]

All of DI had finished a pod cast
and they really had a blast
Jwill lay asleep in his bed
with visions of oad’s dancing in his head
Denver and DukefanKY passed out on the floor
they just couldn’t drink anymore
Show awoke to a loud clatter
grabbed his gun to see what was the matter
In his spongebob pajamas Ipsy was bouncing on his bed
screaming ‘pick n roll’ someone’s about
to be dead!!
It was Santa Sky who made the noise
he was simply laying out the toys
He had everything all nice and neat
and in the kitchen for him was a can of Peckers Potted Meat
One last stop: down the road a house was really rocking
Santa Sky was going to leave a time out
in Ol Roy’s stocking

LOL. Thanks for the laugh. OFC

 

[DukefanKY]

o Irish!!!!

Avitar bet????

 

[DukefanKY]

Why I gotta be wearing spong bob huh!? Lmao na it fits me well.

Mac may have just created a new Avitar for you...this is one of those that may stick!!
You might want to bribe OAD to stay of the puter!!

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

Don’t make me write one lmao

 

[hart2chesson]

(To the tune of "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer")

"Then One Foggy Christmas Eve,
Hubert came to say-"

"Coach why dont you play Nasir tonite-
he's really feelin' uptight!"

"Then Roy Fired Hubert, cuz' he wanted to do it HIS way....
He kept benchin' Nasir, just to keep him from NBA!!!!!"

OFC

 

[DukefanKY]

Don’t make me write one lmao

I double dog dare you

 

[Mac9192]

Don’t make me write one lmao

I double dog dare you

Two bits four bits six bits a dollar, all for Ipsy stand up and holler

 

[DukefanKY]

Two bits four bits six bits a dollar, all for Ipsy stand up and holler

@IPSYCHOSIS , You've been called out.....get busy!!!

 

[hart2chesson]

#LetsGoIpsyLetsGo

OFC

 

[QC Dukie]

Make sure pick n roll is in there somewhere

 

[retiredsoldier]

I see you called me out DukeFanKY lol, becareful of what you ask for lol.

 

[DukefanKY]

I see you called me out DukeFanKY lol, becareful of what you ask for lol.

 

[retiredsoldier]

Well you want wait long Mister Man,
I'm retired soldier with a master plan lol.

 

[retiredsoldier]

DukeFanKy, well what you know
you asked retired soldier to show his flow.

Well you asked one time, so have no fear
my stuff comes across loud and clear.

Now i'm new to the board, this I say
but I'm a true Duke fan everyday.

I wasn't around this time last year
but have no fear, the old soldier is here.

We have a lot of members, I would like to see
I met 6 cool ones at CTC.

My best birthday,without a doubt
what a blast it was,to really hang out.

Now we saw the team assembled that night
with ZION, Cam, and RJ, our future was bright.

We're 11 and 1 on Christmas break
can I get more cheering and stop the hate.

We all Duke fans, this I hope
the way some post, I don't know.

Well enough of that, time to spread cheer
This Duke Juggernaut, they all will fear.

We got great players, and our D is back
man Tre Jones don't give no slack.

We got the best of the best, from the coaches down
All over the news, some have the nerve to frown.

I say let them frown, and let them hate
Duke is going to whip that ass anyway.

Well time has come for me to go
one thing this soldier want all to know.

It's been a blast, chatting with you
don't ever forget what our service members do.

If you can do me that favor, we'll be alright
to all Duke fans!
Merry Christmas, and to all a good night!

 

[DukefanKY]

DukeFanKy, well what you know
you asked retired soldier to show his flow.

Well you asked one time, so have no fear
my stuff comes across loud and clear.

Now i'm new to the board, this I say
but I'm a true Duke fan everyday.

I wasn't around this time last year
but have no fear, the old soldier is here.

We have a lot of members, I would like to see
I met 5 cool ones at CTC.

My best birthday,without a doubt
what a blast it was,to really hang out.

Now we saw the team assembled that night
with ZION, Cam, and RJ, our future was bright.

We're 11 and 1 on Christmas break
can I get more cheering and stop the hate.

We all Duke fans, this I hope
the way some post, I don't know.

Well enough of that, time to spread cheer
This Duke Juggernaut, they all will fear.

We got great players, and our D is back
man Tre Jones don't give no slack.

We got the best of the best, from the coaches down
All over the news, some have the nerve to frown.

I say let them frown, and let them hate
Duke is going to whip that ass anyway.

Well time has come for me to go
one thing this soldier want all to know.

It's been a blast, chatting with you
don't ever forget what our service members do.

If you can do me that favor, we'll be alright
to all Duke fans!
Merry Christmas, and to all a good night!

Well done sir!!

 

[retiredsoldier]

Well done sir!!

Well ty brother!

 

[DukefanKY]

Well ty brother!

@Showenuff has one coming.....I can smell the wheels smoking all the way up here in ky!!!

 

[retiredsoldier]

@Showenuff has one coming.....I can smell the wheels smoking all the way up here in ky!!!

Oh I'm sure he does. This was a good idea you came up with. Was last year the first time you guys did this?

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

Ok give me a day. My twisted mind will come up with something. Busy with the baby

 

[QC Dukie]

Damn, soldier brought it strong!!!

 

[retiredsoldier]

Damn, soldier brought it strong!!!

Hey QC, you see how DukeFanKy called me out right?

 

[DukefanKY]

Oh I'm sure he does. This was a good idea you came up with. Was last year the first time you guys did this?

First I know of but I bets it's been done before.....I think OAD maybe did one the year before???

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

Thinking of a good entry to this lmao

 

[DukefanKY]

Ok give me a day. My twisted mind will come up with something. Busy with the baby

Just don't get banned buddy!!!

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

Just don't get banned buddy!!!

Don’t I always keep it clean...somewhat