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A teacher told her 6th grade class she was a Tarheel fan and asked how many of them were Tarheel fans.
All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he didn’t raise his hand. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm a Duke fan."
The teacher asked him why he's a Duke fan.
Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Duke fan and my Dad's a Duke fan, so I'm a Duke fan."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny replied, "That would make me a Tarheel fan."
A teacher told her 6th grade class she was a Tarheel fan and asked how many of them were Tarheel fans.
All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he didn’t raise his hand. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm a Duke fan."
The teacher asked him why he's a Duke fan.
Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Duke fan and my Dad's a Duke fan, so I'm a Duke fan."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny replied, "That would make me a Tarheel fan."
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