Little Johnny went to his dad one day and said "dad can I get a new bike, mines getting wore out?" His dad told him "son, times are tight around here, the car's broke down and we have this mortgage on the house. Sorry Johnny but not right now."
The next day little Johnny was packing his suitcase in his bedroom and his dad walked in on him and said "son where you going?" He said "dad, I'm leaving!" "Leaving? What you talking about?" Johnny replied, "last night I walked by your bedroom and I heard you in there telling mom you're coming, and I heard her screaming I'm coming too!" Hell y'all not sticking me with a broke down car and a mortgage!"
The next day little Johnny was packing his suitcase in his bedroom and his dad walked in on him and said "son where you going?" He said "dad, I'm leaving!" "Leaving? What you talking about?" Johnny replied, "last night I walked by your bedroom and I heard you in there telling mom you're coming, and I heard her screaming I'm coming too!" Hell y'all not sticking me with a broke down car and a mortgage!"