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That's absolutely hilarious. OFC
a unc basketball player walks into class
My 7-year-old tried to adapt that. It doesn't work as well when it's a dog running into the wall and the punchline stays the same.What did the fish say when he ran into a wall in the river?
Dam!
How many Tar Heel basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets money, a car, 3 credit hours, and a banner in his honor.
OFC
Posted this one in the wrong thread by mistake....
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
A little girl asked her Mom, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The Dad answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused little girl returned to her Mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from Monkeys?" Well Dear, it's very simple; I told you about my side of the family and your Father told you about his side.
Go Duke!
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It has been said that Will Rogers was the author of the following:
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When your're full of bull, keep your mouth shut!
Go Duke!
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