I wish Tony Romo would take himself, his mediocre team, and go back to Texas. Stop trying to be a part of our success because your own team has very little. The difference between us is quite clear:
1) Your team celebrates mediocrity - our team celebrates dominance.
2) You bought a brand new stadium with the biggest TV screen in the NFL and try to insist that it's a "great venue" - we still have little ole Cameron Indoor Stadium that is the hardest place to play in college bball and one of the best venues in all of sports.
3) You're in the state of Texas which continually wants to secede from the United States - our coach often coaches the USA Basketball team.
4) You use beef and call it "bbq" (which is wrong) - we use pork (since that's what bbq is supposed to be) and we have the best bbq in the country.
5) You call yourself part of the south but can you find sweet tea in every restaurant? - We serve sweet tea in every restaurant.
See, Romo & friends, we aren't trying to be something we're not. We don't build bigger stadiums because we think it will generate more money, fans, or help us play better. Our players are awesome, our coaches are awesome, our fans are the best, and there's no place like CIS. Now leave.
