OT: Chuck Norris

[Showenuff]

Chuck Norris predicted RJ Barrett to Duke.

 

[Showenuff]

Chuck Norris is laughing at Kentucky.

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his bedroom. It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move.

 

[dukiejay]

When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. You never slap Chuck Norris.

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered May 7th, 1945. But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence, right?

 

[Showenuff]

Hahahaha!

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris doesn't like "nanner puddin." OFC

 

[consman]

Chuck Norris predicted RJ Barrett to Duke.

Show are you hinting that you may in fact be Chuck Norris? Or is he your connection?

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves.

 

[Showenuff]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

 

[springsportster]

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

 

[Bludvls1]

My dog saw a photo of Chuck Norris. It’s a wolf now.

 

[Canadian Dukie]

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open,he took it back the next day for a refund
Before going to bed,the Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris

 

[springsportster]

UNC offered no show classes because Chuck Norris showed up and everyone else was too scared to.

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris can cut through a knife — with butter.

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

[Bludvls1]

Chuck Norris is banned from Dodger Stadium. The last time he started “the wave”, 10,000 people drown.

 

[FearTheBeard]

I love these!

 

[Showenuff]

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris told Showenuff to pull for Duke. You guys know what happened . OFC

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there is no signs of life.

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Mac9192]

Chuck Norris met Dattier once. He asked Datt if he was a conservative, Datt said YES!!

Just kidding Datt

 

[Canadian Dukie]

Best one yet Show!

 

[dukiejay]

Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer.

 

[dukiejay]

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

 

[dukiejay]

When Chuck Norris slices onions, it's the onions that cry.

 

[dukiejay]

The flu has to get Chuck Norris shots once a year.

 

[bond_ james bond]

The flu has to get Chuck Norris shots once a year.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris told hof coach roy williams that T.O means turn overs and he wants those down to a minimal so hof coach roy williams doesn't call T.O.'s OFC

 

[Bludvls1]

 

[sheyduke]

The fish don’t start running until Chuck Norris decides to swim in the ocean.

 

[Bludvls1]

When Chuck Norris left home at age six, he told his dad “ Alright, you’re the man of the house now”.

 

[sheyduke]

Big foot can’t be found because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris can take the paint off a wall, put it back in the bucket, take the tint out and leave the original white base. OFC

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris can turn wine into grapes. OFC

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris can un fry chicken. OFC