unx alum Bob Lee...
"World's Largest" PR Scam Since Global Warming
I'm a pretty good judge of the Plum Foolishness Factor of unc's Glorious Mess. I really thought last week's Trifecta of Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest would carry us all through Thanksgiving..... but Noooooo. Last week was a triple humdinger with TydrekeSpeaks, Two Eagle Scouts Speak, and "NOT At DARTMOUTH". Each of those Lulus could Headline a week all by itself.
Now America is spewing coffee out its nose over Edelman aka "The World's Largest....." gorging itself on Little Carol's Inexhaustible Pile of not exactly tax payer mega-$$$$.
Back to the just Edelman Silliness. Vice Chancellor Joel Curran was hired at $400,000+ about a year ago to manage Spin & Obfuscation for uncCH. Now Joel needs "at least" fourteen Edelman Elves to help him. Help you DO WHAT, Joel? You can tell me, Joel. I won't tell anyone.
Before Joel, unc's Spin & Obfuscation was handled for years by two J-School interns and some gal named Muriel. Now its Joel at $400K plus "at least" fourteen Edelman Elves throwing handfuls of "Benjamins" down unspecified media rat holes. They are blowing money faster than an NBA Lottery Pick.
Imagine the National Laughingstock uncCH might be if "the world's largest" was NOT managing its image ?!!? Am I the only one wondering if Roger Goodell recommended just Edelman to Joel Curran?
What Wizards of Smarts are approving all this? I'm not blaming this on those silverspoon goofies on the BOT. They only know what Little Carol and Provost Dean Provost choose to tell them. The unc BOT stopped asking questions two years ago after mistakenly asking Jim Martin "Governor, did you ever talk to Coach Williams?" Who can blame'em? Really!
Don't be confused. This NEW $2,000,000 to Joel Curran's old NYC PR cronies at Edelman has nothing to do with the still unreported but being estimated at "at least" another $2,000,000 to Kenny Wainstein and his bunch.
$2,000,000 here..... $2,000,000 there. Pretty soon unc'll have spent more trying to spin The Great Unpleasantness than Kim Kardashian spends on shoes and handbags. WHOA!
If you think this is the end of "drunken sailor spending" by The Flagship, then you probably thought it was all over after the parking ticket cover-up too.
"COMMENTS" section is a hoot too. A sample...
Doug
"How many times are we are all going to say "You really could not make up stuff this ridiculous"?
If John Irving had written this saga as fiction 18 years ago, no one including the 3 billion Chinese would have taken it seriously. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction. It would have been a monumental task to try to make this stuff up.
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BL:
AND.... It's still a work in progress! Plenty more Yet To Come!
This post was edited on 11/19 10:56 PM by DevilDJ
UNC-CHeat
"World's Largest" PR Scam Since Global Warming
I'm a pretty good judge of the Plum Foolishness Factor of unc's Glorious Mess. I really thought last week's Trifecta of Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest would carry us all through Thanksgiving..... but Noooooo. Last week was a triple humdinger with TydrekeSpeaks, Two Eagle Scouts Speak, and "NOT At DARTMOUTH". Each of those Lulus could Headline a week all by itself.
Now America is spewing coffee out its nose over Edelman aka "The World's Largest....." gorging itself on Little Carol's Inexhaustible Pile of not exactly tax payer mega-$$$$.
Back to the just Edelman Silliness. Vice Chancellor Joel Curran was hired at $400,000+ about a year ago to manage Spin & Obfuscation for uncCH. Now Joel needs "at least" fourteen Edelman Elves to help him. Help you DO WHAT, Joel? You can tell me, Joel. I won't tell anyone.
Before Joel, unc's Spin & Obfuscation was handled for years by two J-School interns and some gal named Muriel. Now its Joel at $400K plus "at least" fourteen Edelman Elves throwing handfuls of "Benjamins" down unspecified media rat holes. They are blowing money faster than an NBA Lottery Pick.
Imagine the National Laughingstock uncCH might be if "the world's largest" was NOT managing its image ?!!? Am I the only one wondering if Roger Goodell recommended just Edelman to Joel Curran?
What Wizards of Smarts are approving all this? I'm not blaming this on those silverspoon goofies on the BOT. They only know what Little Carol and Provost Dean Provost choose to tell them. The unc BOT stopped asking questions two years ago after mistakenly asking Jim Martin "Governor, did you ever talk to Coach Williams?" Who can blame'em? Really!
Don't be confused. This NEW $2,000,000 to Joel Curran's old NYC PR cronies at Edelman has nothing to do with the still unreported but being estimated at "at least" another $2,000,000 to Kenny Wainstein and his bunch.
$2,000,000 here..... $2,000,000 there. Pretty soon unc'll have spent more trying to spin The Great Unpleasantness than Kim Kardashian spends on shoes and handbags. WHOA!
If you think this is the end of "drunken sailor spending" by The Flagship, then you probably thought it was all over after the parking ticket cover-up too.
"COMMENTS" section is a hoot too. A sample...
Doug
"How many times are we are all going to say "You really could not make up stuff this ridiculous"?
If John Irving had written this saga as fiction 18 years ago, no one including the 3 billion Chinese would have taken it seriously. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction. It would have been a monumental task to try to make this stuff up.
______________
BL:
AND.... It's still a work in progress! Plenty more Yet To Come!
This post was edited on 11/19 10:56 PM by DevilDJ
UNC-CHeat