UNC,NCSU, Duke jokes

[skysdad]

A UNC, NCSU and a Duke fan are climbing a mountain. They start arguing about which one loves their team more. The NCSU fan says" I'll do this for my Wolf Pack" and jumps off the side of the mountain. The Duke fan thinks how can I top this tells the Tar Heel fan" I'll do this for my Blue Devils" and pushes the Tar Heel fan off the side of the mountain.

A UNC, NCSU and a Duke fan finds an old bottle and they rub it. Out pops a genie and grants them all a wish. The NCSU fan says he wants to work on the NCSU campus and poof his office is transported onto the middle of the NCSU campus. The UNC fan tells the genie that he wants the entire UNC campus to be surrounded by a 50 foot high wall with no way in or out and poof the entire campus is surrounded by a 50 foot high wall with no way in or out. The genie turns to the Duke fan and ask his wish. The Duke fan tells the genie to fill the entire wall with water and poof.

OFC

I would have put this on the thread at The Lounge titled corny jokes but these aren't corny and no one would read them anyway.
This post was edited on 4/1 10:14 AM by skysdad

 

[DukeSky85]

Im sure this has been told before:

What does an UNC, Duke, and NCSU student all have in common?

None of them go to class in Chapel Hill

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

PJ and a couple of his friends are riding in a car. Who's doing the driving? A police officer.

OFC

 

[skysdad]

Mike Nifong and John Edwards are UNC alumni.

OFC

 

[FearTheBeard]

I posted this a few weeks ago:



A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.

The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"

In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.

He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"

The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.

In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.

The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of UNC graduates laying sod across the street."

 

[skysdad]

Originally posted by FearTheBeard:
I posted this a few weeks ago:



A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.

The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"

In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.

He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"

The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.

In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.

The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of UNC graduates laying sod across the street."

LOL. I remember that and it is funny.

OFC

 

[Heyman25]

OFC

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Two fans walk into a sports bar, one wearing a UNC cap, and the other a Duke cap.
The guy in the Duke cap approaches the bartender and offers a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can whiz
into that empty mug way down on the other end of the bar, from here,...without spilling a drop."

The bartender shakes his head in disbelief and says, "You're on buddy."

The Duke fan unzips his fly, and then proceeds to whiz everywhere...on the wall, the bar top, the bartender, everywhere
but in the mug. The bartender breaks out laughing and tells the Duke fan to pay up.

The Duke fan pays the bartender meanwhile laughing so hard tears roll down his face.

The bartender asks, "What the hell are you laughing about?". "You just lost a thousand bucks."

The Duke fan says, "You see that guy, wearing the UNC cap, over there crying? Before We came in, I bet him $10,000 that
I could whiz all over your bar, wall, and you, and not only would you not be mad at me, but that you would laugh at it."

OFC
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