unx alum Bob Lee..
Meanwhile .... along a 26-mile stretch of I-40 known as Tobacco Road, The Great Unpleasantness blew up like Mount St Helen on steroids.
At 12:47 AM Friday morning I got an email from a Legendary Tar Heel Booster of Mythical Status. In Vegas, one's insider status is measured by "he shook Sinatra's hand". In Chapel Hill, that might be "has he seen Dean barefooted?" My email was from a Famous Franklin Streeter who, I'm quite certain, "has seen Dean barefooted".
His email query to me read..... "Have we really vetted this guy?" He was asking ME?
"This guy" he was referring to was, of course, Gene Chizik - POSSIBLY The Brand New Defensive Coordinator of the Fighting Fedorians.
I can't come up with a perfect analogy. If I can't nobody can. Lets go with - Larry Fedora hiring Gene Chizik would be on a par with Ol' Roy hiring Jerry Tarkanian.
My reply to his email was .... "I've got calls-in to Little Carol and Bubba meanwhile I think we can dismiss any rumor that Carolina will be deemphasizing Football for the foreseeable future." Indeed!
At $750,000/year, Gene Chizik would immediately become UNC 4th highest paid guy..... after Roy, Larry..... and, of course, Ken Wainstein. I realize UNCHealth's Bill Roper is probably #3 but nobody reading this knows who Roper is. Wainstein is waaaaay funnier.
Ya just know the UNC Faculty folks concerned about over-emphasis on sports is loving that "an assistant coach" might be making more $$$$ than Little Carol and Joel The Spinmeister COMBINED. "AN ASSISTANT COACH". Gene Chizik would make 3X what "that other Gene (Nichol)" makes..... For an historical perspective, John Bunting was making "only $600,000" as Head Coach just a few years ago.
Is it true that UNC cannot actually Hire Gene Chizik until they actually Fire Jan Boxill? That could be quite a while apparently.
That whirring sound you hear is Kindly Ol' Bill Friday aspinning in his grave.
That other sound is TheBlueZoneBunch jumping up and down yelling YIPPPEE!
The loudest sound of all is... Ye Olde Brickyard over in West Raleigh going absolutely freakin' BatSh*t Crazy. ABCers blew out that Wuff Noise-o-meter in Reynolds.
"They" do not fear that Gene Chizik will in any way derail WuffDave's meteoric rise as an ACC Juggernaut. Not at all. Hey, Jon Tenuta was THE Defensive Guru of all gurus and how'd that work out at The Carter. Smilin' Jon advised TO'B "better not punt to Gio" and next thing we knew he and TO'B were both up in Hooville.
Its not that Chizik might create an Iron Curtain "amid the pines" at all. It is that, well Gene has some "baggage" from his last coaching gig. Gene Chizik would bring more "baggage" than Kim Kardashian would need for a long week-end in Cabo.
Before there was "a Jameis" making headlines in Tally there was "a Cam" making headlines "on the plains" in Auburn. SUPPOSEDLY "somebody" slipped Cam's daddy a big roll o' Benjamins to come to Jordan-Hare. If that "somebody" UNC Latest Possible Hire, it was someone in his inner circle. ...... There was a whole lot of other recruiting and eligibility flim flaming going on under Chizik's Watch at Auburn. A Whole Lot!!! For sure Gene, like every Big Time Coach, "didn't know nuthin' 'bout nuthin". Those Sgt Schultz helmets are de riguer for every Big Time Head Coach these days.
Is it significant that Gene Chizik's application for the UNC gig lists John Blake as a character reference?
Hellfire... Chizik hired Trooper Tyler as "his John Blake". Trooper Tyler was so dirty his nickname was "Pigpen".
Anyone who seriously believes "Little Carol From Dartmouth" has ever heard of Gene Chizik, John Blake, Trooper Tyler or Cam Newton's daddy probably believes Ken Wainstein's firm takes Pro Bono cases.
Welcome to Chapel Hill Gene Chizik Maybe. as Silent Sam shakes his head and mutters "are you people NUTZ?"
To my Insider e-mailer..... Did "we" vett this guy? Apparently "we" did. "We" asked Governor Martin and he was OK with it.. OUCH!
Gene Chizik would be THE single most controversial hire UNC could possibly make at this specific point in time. Nothing this freakin' INCREDIBLE happens by accident.
Hark the Sound of soooo much potential column fodder I can't fit it all in the bed of my F-150.
LIFE is Really Good....... HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!
FROM: BobLee[/I]
Is Chizik Hire a HOAX ????
Reports coming in at 2:30 from "responsible adults" that Chizik Hire may NOT be a DONE DEAL at all.
Hang loose .....
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