So, I roll into my local gas station this morning, my new Crew Cab, dark blue, Duke plate on the front, Iron Dukes decal on the window. Fella rolls in with his DIESEL Mercedes, pump next to me. He's got her doctored up with cheesy ass Tarheel stickers and Rams Club decals. He looks over at me and gives me the eye roll. Turns out we got new pumps recently and the unleaded tanks now have the green handles, like the diesel heads use to have. I noticed homeboy was pumping unleaded fuel into his diesel ride. I laughed out loud, finished filling up and yelled over to him , "Enjoy your short ride". I'm guessing he made it about 3/4 of a mile.