Haha, this joke DID NOT land for shey. He is probably not familiar with the "source material," and in that regard he should consider himself lucky.
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in the words of Chris Carter and Keyshawn Johnson.... C'MON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
absolutely no need to apologize, I had to read it several times and I am still not sure I understand the op and heck, I'm nearly a brain sturgon.
My fave from another thread (http://northcarolina.forums.rivals.com/threads/17.13737/) was Gary comparing the font size of Wendell Carter's tweet about receiving an offer from UNC vs. other schools. He extrapolated from this that UNC may wrap up Carter early. Despite the fact that Wendell has come out and said he's playing with Gary Trent (who UNC isn't recruiting), that Duke is his early leader, and Duke is the overwhelming fave to get both per 247 (http://247sports.com/Player/Wendell-Carter-Jr-34743, http://247sports.com/Player/Gary-Trent-Jr-38115)
Wanted to be brain but chose to be a double naugth spy because of the girls.Jethro was just too cool.lol
Just going to leave this right here in case you feel like responding to your critics.
https://northcarolina.forums.rivals.com/threads/terrence-ferguson-decommits.32997/
LOL this thread is fantastic. I still can't get over the handle name gary4plus3.
Thanks for the invite, but I'll politely decline most likely. This is only like the 3rd time I've visited this board in my life, including twice now in the last 24 hours.
But yeah, hopefully y'all see from page 38 on your "THR comments" thread that there are decent, objective Tar Heel fans (and, shocker, alumni) on THI that can admit when Duke flat out beats us -- which was the case in Chapel Hill. Gutsy performance on y'all's part; epic meltdown on our part. Good luck on Saturday (but of course I hope we spoil your senior night!)
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to shower after my civil exchange with Duke fans
Thanks for the invite, but I'll politely decline most likely. This is only like the 3rd time I've visited this board in my life, including twice now in the last 24 hours.
But yeah, hopefully y'all see from page 38 on your "THR comments" thread that there are decent, objective Tar Heel fans (and, shocker, alumni) on THI that can admit when Duke flat out beats us -- which was the case in Chapel Hill. Gutsy performance on y'all's part; epic meltdown on our part. Good luck on Saturday (but of course I hope we spoil your senior night!)
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to shower after my civil exchange with Duke fans
LOL this thread is fantastic. I still can't get over the handle name gary4plus3.
Thanks for the invite, but I'll politely decline most likely. This is only like the 3rd time I've visited this board in my life, including twice now in the last 24 hours.
But yeah, hopefully y'all see from page 38 on your "THR comments" thread that there are decent, objective Tar Heel fans (and, shocker, alumni) on THI that can admit when Duke flat out beats us -- which was the case in Chapel Hill. Gutsy performance on y'all's part; epic meltdown on our part. Good luck on Saturday (but of course I hope we spoil your senior night!)
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to shower after my civil exchange with Duke fans
Hahaha....shower twice.
You'll notice that 38-page thread is pretty much dedicated to only six or seven posters (primarily) and I'm guessing you could name five of them if I gave you seven guesses.
Wow, I finally got banned over there after a nice 4 month run. I think I was a little too cocky by asking what their prediction for UNC wins/losses next season would be. I guess that is a touchy subject, LOL.
Btw, it's nice to hear from moderate UNC faithful from time to time. You're good people.
Btw, it's nice to hear from moderate UNC faithful from time to time. You're good people.
Not a brain surgeon but have stayed at six Holiday Inn Expresses
So you have 2 degrees from Carolina and a banner commemorating it?
This thread is GOLD!!Just going to leave this right here in case you feel like responding to your critics.
https://northcarolina.forums.rivals.com/threads/terrence-ferguson-decommits.32997/
First of all, I want to apologize for not passing through a little more often. I have been busy as hell. You see, a man of my stature and great intellect as only the great GARY4plus can have, is in high demand. Shortly after I started this thread, I bumped into Steve Kerr while the mafia and I were enjoying a bowl of Bert's Chili (mmm mmm, I love that stuff)... Anyways, we had just wrapped up some recon on a trio of 2 and 3 star prospects that nobody else knew about, so basketball was the topic of conversation. After cluing Steve in to the fact that I was from Georgia (which means I know more basketball), that I know Hubert Davis, that I was the first to let everyone know about the BEAST Joel Berry, and that I could breakdown game film to where my team always wins... he made me an offer that I couldn't turn down. I let him know that I could only help out for a month or two, which he greatly appreciated. Here are some TIDBITS AND STUFF from my time with him...
Guys as you can see with your own eyes, I've got the Warrior offense rolling. All it took was the coaching staff and fan base to listen to me. After I showed Steve how much Hubert helped out the North Carolina Tar Heels with their three ball, he allowed me to bring in that outside assassin for a few days, and we quickly turned around the 3pt.percentage. As you can imagine it was tough for me to teach that crazy style of basketball. I mean hell guys, it's just not basketball! ...the 3pt.game is not for me. I was brought up on the great movie Hoosiers (5 passes before you shoot), and followed every breath of Dean Smith. I mean hell, I paid attention to Dean Smith like Chris Christie standing behind Trumpster at a caucus win party. I don't want no part of that damn 3 ball!!! But holding true to form, I helped the guys out, after all it's what I do!... I help those that weren't blessed with my cerebral makeup. I feel like the Warriors have a great shot at 73 wins, and let Steve know that if for some reason they didn't meet that goal, that I could easily help him out with one of my "mafia" tactics... convincing the fan base that we did win the games, in which we really lost. I let him in on a few diversion tactics that will put the fan base in a trance, much like hypnosis. I didn't teach him all the tactics (remember guys, a man with my mental makeup doesn't give away all his tricks, just a few "go to" tactics like... the gym was too small, our three best players have been hurt/sick for two months, the refs have had it out for us for the last 30 years, we were told before the game that we couldn't call timeouts, the other team got to start the game in the bonus, and of course we wanted to lose, that way we could get better.
Lastly, I had to hit him with some bad intel, so I promptly broke out some nanner pudding out of my Bike coaching shorts (I only wear Bike brand, they have the deep pockets that way I can keep a sandwich bag of nanner puddin on me.), asked him to have a seat, grabbed a co cola and let him down easy. Guys this is the worst part about being GARY4plus... hitting people you grow to like, and in fact love, with horrible news. I had to tell him that Beast Berry was not coming out of college early, so there was no possible way for the Warriors to trade all their picks, slide into that no.1 spot, and draft Beast Berry! After he shed a tear or two, we tickled each others butthole with Berry stories for what seemed like hours, hell it could of been days, who knows. All I know, is that it was sure bliss. Steve caught me off guard with his knowledge of Berry, so just to see if he could pass the test of being a "mafia like" master evaluator of talent, and to see where his mental capacity makeup stood, I hit him with "do you know the last time Berry made a bad decision during a game?", there was a brief pause, and then to my surprise, "his fourth grade year", he replied! At this point I knew I had a "mafia" type, intel soldier in my presence. So just to see if I could make him a charter member on the spot, I hit him with "do you know why he made that bad decision"? he replied "yep, he was hit with a bad case of food poisoning that day, which prompted him to be a little off his game!"... Steve Kerr you are one of the great ones!
Sorry this was a tad long. Just wanted to get everybody up to speed as to why I haven't posted in a while. I'm going to have to look around and see what all I have missed out on. Good to be back amongst the greatest fans in the world. Looking forward to talking hoops.
Win or lose, we're not making excuses... and always going to have a little fun!
Guys as you can see with your own eyes, I've got the Warrior offense rolling. All it took was the coaching staff and fan base to listen to me. After I showed Steve how much Hubert helped out the North Carolina Tar Heels with their three ball, he allowed me to bring in that outside assassin for a few days, and we quickly turned around the 3pt.percentage. As you can imagine it was tough for me to teach that crazy style of basketball. I mean hell guys, it's just not basketball! ...the 3pt.game is not for me. I was brought up on the great movie Hoosiers (5 passes before you shoot), and followed every breath of Dean Smith. I mean hell, I paid attention to Dean Smith like Chris Christie standing behind Trumpster at a caucus win party. I don't want no part of that damn 3 ball!!! But holding true to form, I helped the guys out, after all it's what I do!... I help those that weren't blessed with my cerebral makeup. I feel like the Warriors have a great shot at 73 wins, and let Steve know that if for some reason they didn't meet that goal, that I could easily help him out with one of my "mafia" tactics... convincing the fan base that we did win the games, in which we really lost. I let him in on a few diversion tactics that will put the fan base in a trance, much like hypnosis. I didn't teach him all the tactics (remember guys, a man with my mental makeup doesn't give away all his tricks, just a few "go to" tactics like... the gym was too small, our three best players have been hurt/sick for two months, the refs have had it out for us for the last 30 years, we were told before the game that we couldn't call timeouts, the other team got to start the game in the bonus, and of course we wanted to lose, that way we could get better.
Lastly, I had to hit him with some bad intel, so I promptly broke out some nanner pudding out of my Bike coaching shorts (I only wear Bike brand, they have the deep pockets that way I can keep a sandwich bag of nanner puddin on me.), asked him to have a seat, grabbed a co cola and let him down easy. Guys this is the worst part about being GARY4plus... hitting people you grow to like, and in fact love, with horrible news. I had to tell him that Beast Berry was not coming out of college early, so there was no possible way for the Warriors to trade all their picks, slide into that no.1 spot, and draft Beast Berry! After he shed a tear or two, we tickled each others butthole with Berry stories for what seemed like hours, hell it could of been days, who knows. All I know, is that it was sure bliss. Steve caught me off guard with his knowledge of Berry, so just to see if he could pass the test of being a "mafia like" master evaluator of talent, and to see where his mental capacity makeup stood, I hit him with "do you know the last time Berry made a bad decision during a game?", there was a brief pause, and then to my surprise, "his fourth grade year", he replied! At this point I knew I had a "mafia" type, intel soldier in my presence. So just to see if I could make him a charter member on the spot, I hit him with "do you know why he made that bad decision"? he replied "yep, he was hit with a bad case of food poisoning that day, which prompted him to be a little off his game!"... Steve Kerr you are one of the great ones!
Sorry this was a tad long. Just wanted to get everybody up to speed as to why I haven't posted in a while. I'm going to have to look around and see what all I have missed out on. Good to be back amongst the greatest fans in the world. Looking forward to talking hoops.
Win or lose, we're not making excuses... and always going to have a little fun!
Good stuff, Gary. We wish you would help Coach K get Duke's 3pt% up. We're 2nd in the ACC. What is UNC's 3pt% ?
I will spend the rest of the day thankful that the great and wise Gary graced us with his presence, and took the time to bestow his infinite knowledge and unparalleled inside connections on some peons such as us. We don't deserve the honor.
Who is this numb nut that thinks we're supposed to believe he talked to Steve Kerr and made them into the championship team they are today?
Oh my fault, Shey!
Oh my fault, Shey!
I wonder if there is a Gary 13 minus 6 out there somewhere? OFC
I know there's a Gary 7 that's minus a lot more than 6.
Bump. Hopefully we can get some insights from the guru before the new season kicks off??
Not to worry, there's a new fiesta in the making, as we speak!
I'm going to be dropping some knowledge in the near future. I had hoped to share some "intel" with you guys early this week, but it just doesn't look like that is going to happen. Being I am the most biased, trustworthy, knowledgeable, and understanding of the game of basketball, my brethren has called upon me to referee the DSouthr vs. THR cage match. As leader of the minions, it is my obligation to devote my time and undivided attention to this matter.
No matter how hard DSouthr, STEAT, and a couple others try to steal my thunder, remember these few things...
1. Nobody can match my 1 for 47 recruits pick record.
2. Nobody can match my understanding of the game.
3. Nobody can give excuses as to why we lose games and recruits, like I can.
4. Nobody has a "mafia" with inside intel as big as mine.
5. I'm right... You're wrong.
In closing... Being the season is less than a month away, we can resort back to using our "old faithful" excuses, if need be. Let's all stay on the same page this year, that way we look unified! For the newcomers here they are:
1. Referees were paid.
2. Injuries / sickness
3. NCAA doesn't like us.
4. "Handlers" followed by "we didn't want him anyways"
5. "It was a good loss", immediately followed by "I'm glad we got beat".
Looking forward to another fun season!
I'm going to be dropping some knowledge in the near future. I had hoped to share some "intel" with you guys early this week, but it just doesn't look like that is going to happen. Being I am the most biased, trustworthy, knowledgeable, and understanding of the game of basketball, my brethren has called upon me to referee the DSouthr vs. THR cage match. As leader of the minions, it is my obligation to devote my time and undivided attention to this matter.
No matter how hard DSouthr, STEAT, and a couple others try to steal my thunder, remember these few things...
1. Nobody can match my 1 for 47 recruits pick record.
2. Nobody can match my understanding of the game.
3. Nobody can give excuses as to why we lose games and recruits, like I can.
4. Nobody has a "mafia" with inside intel as big as mine.
5. I'm right... You're wrong.
In closing... Being the season is less than a month away, we can resort back to using our "old faithful" excuses, if need be. Let's all stay on the same page this year, that way we look unified! For the newcomers here they are:
1. Referees were paid.
2. Injuries / sickness
3. NCAA doesn't like us.
4. "Handlers" followed by "we didn't want him anyways"
5. "It was a good loss", immediately followed by "I'm glad we got beat".
Looking forward to another fun season!
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