It's time to get serious so I've decided to list some names. If your guy is not listed vote for other and post who it is.
Poll: Who will be the next Duke coach?
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FINALLY, someone makes a thread. But in all seriousness, @FearTheBeard is the man to take over and I don't see him listed. Voted other.
Sorry. I ran out of spots. I'm sure you will get your share of votes. You have one so far. Everytime you get a vote just tally them on your post.
OFC
I am going with either Brad Stevens (if his Celtics don’t win an NBA championship in the next 5 years) or Jon Scheyer
I was u see the impression this was my thread.............................................................................................................
Coach isn't retiring,,,I mean look at him..He never ages. He will still be coaching when I check out..
Just not sure Fear the Beard is the right one for the job. It just doesn’t sound right: “Jamal, who was that on the phone asking if you wanted to come play for him?” “That was Duke’s new coach, Fear the Beard.” “You ain’t playin for nobody named Fear the Beard!!”
Now, Dachamp, that is a real winner there, and it rolls off the tongue so much better. “Who was that on the phone son?” “Duke’s new coach, Dachamp.”
See what I mean?
Now, Dachamp, that is a real winner there, and it rolls off the tongue so much better. “Who was that on the phone son?” “Duke’s new coach, Dachamp.”
See what I mean?
I mean it makes perfect sense to me. He’s already texting K at halftime to tell him what adjustments he needs to make. We’ll run the pick n roll to perfection and there’ll be no more just rolling the ball out. Hell we’ll never lose.
You mean the other polls weren't "serious?" Lol, just kidding Sky! OFC
Sorry FTB, I'm voting for Skysdad since he's the one that got us the silent verbal from Zion. Imagine how many other big time recruits he can get us with just that?
LOL. If that happens the whole section behind the Duke bench will be reserved for DI posters and the seats right behind the bench will be for OFC . All free passes of course. OFC
I think you would be excellent coach. Have Dachamp to help with the game strategy. Hopefully you wouldn't have too many to transfer.
A lot of you are getting written out of my will. You’ll be sorry when the loyal ones are enjoying a bag of M&Ms and a half empty bottle of scotch.
Ok this is the way I would coach. I would have as my coaches the following.
JJ Redick as my shooting coach including free throw shooting.
Shelden Williams as my big man coach.
Shane Battier as my defensive coach.
Bobby Hurley as my pg coach .
Jeff Capel as my head recruiter.
As far as actual coaching I would leave that up to my 1st assistant Jon Scheyer. I would sit on the bench and eat hot dogs becsuse I always eat hot dogs at games whether it's basketball football or baseball. No potted meat jokes or you won't be allowed to attend games and sit behind the bench. I don't drink beer so I would either drink ice cold Dr. Pepper's or Cokes in those little glass bottles. No hof coach roy williams jokes about cokes either. I would wear sweat pants and Duke t-shirts or sweat shirts. Now how many of you still want me as our next coach?
OFC
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I would like that if I get season tickets and you don't throw our dad gum players under the buss at the press conference. I will behind the bench keeping up with players minutes and poasting. OFCOk this is the way I would coach. I would have as my coaches the following.
JJ Redick as my shooting coach including free throw shooting.
Sheldon Williams as my big man coach.
Shane Battier as my defensive coach.
Bobby Hurley as my pg coach .
Jeff Capel as my head recruiter.
As far as actual coaching I would leave that up to my 1st assistant Jon Scheyer. I would sit on the bench and eat hot dogs becsuse I always eat hot dogs at games whether it's basketball football or baseball. No potted meat jokes or you won't be allowed to attend games and sit behind the bench. I don't drink beer so I would either drink ice cold Dr. Pepper's or Cokes in those little glass bottles. No hof coach roy williams jokes about cokes either. I would wear sweat pants and Duke t-shirts or sweat shirts. Now how many of you still want me as our next coach?
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Ok this is the way I would coach. I would have as my coaches the following.
JJ Redick as my shooting coach including free throw shooting.
Sheldon Williams as my big man coach.
Shane Battier as my defensive coach.
Bobby Hurley as my pg coach .
Jeff Capel as my head recruiter.
As far as actual coaching I would leave that up to my 1st assistant Jon Scheyer. I would sit on the bench and eat hot dogs becsuse I always eat hot dogs at games whether it's basketball football or baseball. No potted meat jokes or you won't be allowed to attend games and sit behind the bench. I don't drink beer so I would either drink ice cold Dr. Pepper's or Cokes in those little glass bottles. No hof coach roy williams jokes about cokes either. I would wear sweat pants and Duke t-shirts or sweat shirts. Now how many of you still want me as our next coach?
I'm in! I knew my idea was AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Yes. Season tickets for all my DI buddies behind the Duke bench the OFC right behind the Duke bench on the 1st row. The DI Devil's Den creating havoc and showing the crazies how it's done. OFC
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Ok this is the way I would coach. I would have as my coaches the following.
JJ Redick as my shooting coach including free throw shooting.
Sheldon Williams as my big man coach.
Shane Battier as my defensive coach.
Bobby Hurley as my pg coach .
Jeff Capel as my head recruiter.
As far as actual coaching I would leave that up to my 1st assistant Jon Scheyer. I would sit on the bench and eat hot dogs becsuse I always eat hot dogs at games whether it's basketball football or baseball. No potted meat jokes or you won't be allowed to attend games and sit behind the bench. I don't drink beer so I would either drink ice cold Dr. Pepper's or Cokes in those little glass bottles. No hof coach roy williams jokes about cokes either. I would wear sweat pants and Duke t-shirts or sweat shirts. Now how many of you still want me as our next coach?
Um, can I have the beers you aren’t drinking?
And can we have @ZLonghorn99 as cheerleader coordinator??
Before you accept the job, I was hoping to be able to slip you and a few other OFC’s into one of Ol Roy’s postgame pressers.
Sky: Roy, I mean Coach, would your boys be able to flop better if Tami worked with them? OFC.
Hart: Where’s the AFAM building? OFC.
Sky: Good question Hart. OFC
Sky: Roy, I mean Coach, Wanda serves her nanner puddin after victories. How mad is she that you haven’t won, and they’re being wasted? Hehe. OFC.
Dirt: You talk to Rashad lately? OFC
Sky: Good question Dirt. Well Roy, I mean Coach, do ya? OFC
One question I would ask for sure is why do you keep wearing those ugly coats and ties? OFC
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