What states in The United States have a food as part of the states name.
Okrahoma and Arkanslaw.
OFC
Okrahoma and Arkanslaw.
OFC
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OT: Corny jokes part 2, 3 or?
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How do you tell who Ronald McDonald is on a naked beach?
He's the one with the sesame seed buns!
He's the one with the sesame seed buns!
There were two hunters --- one experienced and one inexperienced. The experienced hunter told the inexperienced hunter he was going to take him deer hunting. So they built him a deer stand, and the experienced hunter said that when a deer comes by he should shoot it.
The experienced hunter was sitting in his stand for just over an hour when he heard two shots ring out. He climbed down from his stand to go check on the inexperienced hunter, and when he got about 15 yards from his stand saw two dead squirrels laying there.
"I thought I told you to only shoot at deer," the experienced hunter exclaimed.
"Well," said the inexperienced hunter, "first two birds flew over my head and sh*t on me, but I took it. Then, two skunks walked by and sprayed me....I still took it. But when two squirrels climbed up my leg and said, 'let's eat one here and save one for later', I had enough!"
The experienced hunter was sitting in his stand for just over an hour when he heard two shots ring out. He climbed down from his stand to go check on the inexperienced hunter, and when he got about 15 yards from his stand saw two dead squirrels laying there.
"I thought I told you to only shoot at deer," the experienced hunter exclaimed.
"Well," said the inexperienced hunter, "first two birds flew over my head and sh*t on me, but I took it. Then, two skunks walked by and sprayed me....I still took it. But when two squirrels climbed up my leg and said, 'let's eat one here and save one for later', I had enough!"
Pixel and Fear the beard were walking in the woods one day. They both stopped to take a leak. Pixel said “man I wish I was big enough to hold it with 3 fingers.” Fear the beard said “you are holding it with 3!”
Pixel said “yeah but I’m peeing on 2 of em!”
Pixel said “yeah but I’m peeing on 2 of em!”
Two old men were walking down the railroad track.
One old man said “these steps seem never ending”.
The other old man said “the steps don’t bother me but these low hand rails are killing my back”.
One old man said “these steps seem never ending”.
The other old man said “the steps don’t bother me but these low hand rails are killing my back”.
A High School valedictorian attending the University of North Carolina.
Once there was a city slicker that decided he wanted to go hunting. He got his chance and nailed a duck in his 1st shot but the duck landed on the opposite side of a barbed wire fence. He climbed through the frnce to retrieve the duck but was met by aman about 6'8" tall weighing close to 280 pounds and weaing bibbed overalls and ask the hunter what he was doing. The hunter said I'm getting my duck that I just shot. "That ain't you duck. It landed on my property so it's my duck. They had a discussion when the man with the bibbed overalls said it would be settled in red neck way since it was his land. We both will kick each other in the nuts as hard as we can and the one who does the most damage gets the duck but since it's on my land I kick 1st. The hunter wasn't really thrilled about it but he wanted it settled so he said go ahead. The red neck then kicked as square in the crotch as possible and the hunter doubled up in pain, went to the ground , rolled over in agony and severe pain for about 30 minutes. Finally the pain eased off enough for him to stand up and say ok it's my turn. The red neck then said. " I've changed my mind. You can have the duck. " OFC
What do trees in Ohio lean to the south?
Because Ky sucks!!
Because Ky sucks!!
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I’ve got 2 that I heard back when I was in high school. The first one is a true joke with a punchline but the second one is more a joke/prank that you play on someone and a message board is the perfect way to get multiple people with this joke/prank lol
1) What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
Itchy twitchy twat
2) Say the words My Dixie Wrecked out loud
1) What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
Itchy twitchy twat
2) Say the words My Dixie Wrecked out loud
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Did you hear about the new series of children's books about the monkey who is confused about his sexuality?
Bi-curius George.
Bi-curius George.
A beer bottle
Stands up proudly and says "if you break me, you will have one year of bad luck!"
A mirror says "that's nothing! Break ME and it's SEVEN years bad luck!!"
A condom walks away, chuckling...
Stands up proudly and says "if you break me, you will have one year of bad luck!"
A mirror says "that's nothing! Break ME and it's SEVEN years bad luck!!"
A condom walks away, chuckling...
A duck, skunk and a deer go into a restuarant to eat. When they finished they realized that the deer didn't have s buck, the skunk didn't have a cent so they put the check on the ducks bill. OFC
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