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[hart2chesson]

Ok SKY, here's the deal- will you accept a buyout of your contract from Rose of the Peckers Potted Meat Division to remain world champ? This will allow you to keep the specially designed belt by Dirt, maintain all your booking dates made by Mac, AND maintain your entrance music from Carlos Santana.....Very equitable offer IMO.....Rose would become your sponsor and televise all your bouts..Senior booker Mac has also signed the deal.

Btw this deal has been endorsed by your good friend Bob Remus, aka Sgt Slaughter!

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[skysdad]

Ok SKY, here's the deal- will you accept a buyout of your contract from Rose of the Peckers Potted Meat Division to remain world champ? This will allow you to keep the specially designed belt by Dirt, maintain all your booking dates made by Mac, AND maintain your entrance music from Carlos Santana.....Very equitable offer IMO.....Rose would become your sponsor and televise all your bouts..Senior booker Mac has also signed the deal.

Btw this deal has been endorsed by your good friend Bob Remus, aka Sgt Slaughter!

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I can deal with that. Peckers brand is artificial and a very bad imitation of Rose. Rose has that secret recipe that can't be copied and Peckers did a very poor job of trying to compete. I guarantee you one thing if Heyman25 were still posting he would set you guys straight on potted meat. Pecker's potted meat. how silly is that. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

Ok done deal you're champ again, but the Peckers folk had a great gimmick....They're really popular in Green Bay, Wisconsin! OFC

 

[skysdad]

Ok done deal you're champ again, but the Peckers folk had a great gimmick....They're really popular in Green Bay, Wisconsin! OFC


This reminds me of a joke. A couple immigrated from Denmark and were being processed at Ellis Island. The husbands name was Hans and the wife's name was Hilda. Hans was a very small man and Hilda was a very large woman. Hilda could speak a little broken English but Hans could not speak any English so the immigrant officer ask her the questions. He ask how tall is your husband. "Han's about 5 foot a 3 ." "Now how much does Han's weigh "ask the officer. "Han's a weigh about a 130 pound." Now how tall are you Hilda "ask the officer. " I'm about 6 foot a 5." "And how much do you weigh Hilda ." "I a weigh about a 260 pound." " The immigrant trying to make light of it said " " Hilda you should go play with the Green Bay Packers. Hilda replied. " Oh no, only Han's pecker." OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

Laughing out loud heartily my friend! OFC

 

[Mac9192]

Guys, I just got back from a meeting at Peckers Potted Meat. I went with the intention of telling them we had no upcoming event. They didn't mind though, but they all said that was the most fun they'd had in a long time. It was music to Mr. Johnson's ears hearing Sky being sarunated with chants of "Pecker Champ, Pecker Champ."
They went on to say that sales have been on a big rise since the folks of DI started a wrestling circuit in their name. I told them we were all just as surprised to see sales of potted meat as good as they are.
The Board of Peckers then unveiled their newest idea: DI Bobble Head Dolls
I said I'd have to run it by all you guys first. They are promising 10% of all sales to us. That seems ok, the problem is what they're wanting to call them: "Peckers Bobble Head Dolls"
Mr. Johnson and the board of Peckers were so excited, and can't wait to have me report back to them with your answer. They were about to explode as I was hurrying out the door

 

[skysdad]

Guys, I just got back from a meeting at Peckers Potted Meat. I went with the intention of telling them we had no upcoming event. They didn't mind though, but they all said that was the most fun they'd had in a long time. It was music to Mr. Johnson's ears hearing Sky being sarunated with chants of "Pecker Champ, Pecker Champ."
They went on to say that sales have been on a big rise since the folks of DI started a wrestling circuit in their name. I told them we were all just as surprised to see sales of potted meat as good as they are.
The Board of Peckers then unveiled their newest idea: DI Bobble Head Dolls
I said I'd have to run it by all you guys first. They are promising 10% of all sales to us. That seems ok, the problem is what they're wanting to call them: "Peckers Bobble Head Dolls"
Mr. Johnson and the board of Peckers were so excited, and can't wait to have me report back to them with your answer. They were about to explode as I was hurrying out the door

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers how many pecks of peckers did Peter Piper pick I think that's the way it goes. And are the bobble heads going to be called peckerheads? If so they may get sued by our resident peckerhead who many of us love and miss. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers how many pecks of peckers did Peter Piper pick I think that's the way it goes. And are the bobble heads going to be called peckerheads? OFC

Talk about going out with a bang....OFC

 

[smashmouth5]

 

[hart2chesson]

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Speaking of Potted Meat, the ROSE brand is the premier brand according to our world champion Sky. Apparently there is a connection between music (Smashmouth), wrestling and RPM...(Rose Potted Meat).



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[OldasdirtDevil]

Order yours now, Peckers expects them to sell out quickly.

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[hart2chesson]

Order yours now, Peckers expects them to sell out quickly.

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Dirt, Mac said his phone is blowing up for orders! Hes referring them to Peckers Directly, but RPM (Rose Potted Meats) is trying to leverage buyout!

Meanwhile Dirt you own the rights w/this marvelous illustration so you stand to take quite a cut off top!!! The Potted Meat Wrestling Circuit is turned upside down!

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[OldasdirtDevil]

Dirt, Mac said his phone is blowing up for orders! Hes referring them to Peckers Directly, but RPM (Rose Potted Meats) is trying to leverage buyout!

Meanwhile Dirt you own the rights w/this marvelous illustration so you stand to take quite a cut off top!!! The Potted Meat Wrestling Circuit is turned upside down!

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Just what I was afraid of, Hart. Peckers starts to make a name for themselves, and Rose Brands gets scared of the competition and wants to take them over...plus get the recipe for the Peckers potted meat secret sauce...and the rights to the Potted Meat Wrestling Circuit.
A plot this nefarious has the fingerprints of Guru Gary all over it. He wants all the Peckers to himself.

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[hart2chesson]

Just what I was afraid of, Hart. Peckers starts to make a name for themselves, and Rose Brands gets scared of the competition and wants to take them over...plus get the recipe for the Peckers potted meat secret sauce...and the rights to the Potted Meat Wrestling Circuit.
A plot this nefarious has the fingerprints of Guru Gary all over it. He wants all the Peckers to himself.

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Dirt you're KILLING IT MAN! Bravo!

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[Mac9192]

Just what I was afraid of, Hart. Peckers starts to make a name for themselves, and Rose Brands gets scared of the competition and wants to take them over...plus get the recipe for the Peckers potted meat secret sauce...and the rights to the Potted Meat Wrestling Circuit.
A plot this nefarious has the fingerprints of Guru Gary all over it. He wants all the Peckers to himself.

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That's what got Gary locked up last weekend Dirt. Peckers is the chosen brand of champions. Rose doesn't have squat on Peckers. Just wait til the Peckers Bobble Heads hit the shelves. Mr. Johnson is pounding the Board of Peckers to release them.
They have so many ideas all of the sudden. They're also wanting to have a back to school book bag giveaway. I'm not so sure kids walking around with Peckers book bags is a good idea, but Mr Johnson is standing firm on making this happen. He's not giving an inch guys

 

[hart2chesson]

That's what got Gary locked up last weekend Dirt. Peckers is the chosen brand of champions. Rose doesn't have squat on Peckers. Just wait til the Peckers Bobble Heads hit the shelves. Mr. Johnson is pounding the Board of Peckers to release them.
They have so many ideas all of the sudden. They're also wanting to have a back to school book bag giveaway. I'm not so sure kids walking around with Peckers book bags is a good idea, but Mr Johnson is standing firm on making this happen. He's not giving an inch guys

Johnson could get SHAFTED by Board of Education vote! OFC

 

[skysdad]

Order yours now, Peckers expects them to sell out quickly.

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Danged dirt. You had to work hard on that one. LOL OFC

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Danged dirt. You had to work hard on that one. LOL OFC

It's easy-peasy when you've got DI's main man to work with, Sky.

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[Mac9192]

Peckers and Guru Gary:
The poor moron just can't catch a break. He just can't beat Sky at anything. He's not as liked and respected on THR whereas Sky is very well respected on DI. He's been embarrassed in the ring and at the local Piggy Wiggly.
He doesn't even have the fastest moped in Durham County. Sky taunts him almost daily in his custom made Peckers Hot Cycle. Sky is said to ride up beside Gary, laugh at him, and as he easily passes him yell "Roy Knew!"
The worst part is that once Sky gets around him, he slows down and ejects this Duke blue powder out of the Pecker pipe all over Gary. Then Sky waves and glides away, leaving Ol Guru swearing and shaking.
What has Gary in more legal trouble though was him watching the Nickelodeon Channel and seeing the Pecker Bobble Head Sky Doll. This pushed him over the edge. He drove to Peckers Potted Meat Headquarters and busted in on Mr Johnson and the Board of Peckers. He had to be escorted out in handcuffs because he immediately started shouting that he loves Peckers more than anyone, and if they didn't believe him, ask any of his 2 friends and they would vouch for his love of Peckers. He may have just been escorted out but the Board of Peckers said he seemed like he was arguing with 2 invisible people, and that scared all of them stiff

 

[hart2chesson]

Dang Mac, Sky is embarrassing the ol boy, w/the blue mist, reminding me of wrestling's The Great Kabuki! Funny thing too- he was mgd by another GARY, Gary Hart. Could this be another face or personality of Gary????

I predict Gary will place a bounty on Sky, and the payoff will not be in $$$$....You guessed it, Peckers Potted Meat!!! OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

No matches were held at the AFAM CONVENTION CENTER LAST NITE. Police had cordoned off the area around the campus as ABC'ers celebrated the COI hearings on Nashville this past week!

UNC H of F coach (reference out of deference to Sky) spoke and told the UNC haters "I'm tired of this junk, and just for this protest I have decided I WILL NOT put Wander's delicious naner puddin on the market for you doggone friggin haters to enjoy!!!"

Nonetheless w/college football only two weekends away there is a special "Rasslin JAM at the AFAM" planned for next weekend. RPM (Rose Potted Meat) world champ Sky will be putting his belt on the line against the 4 faces of Gary (yes he has a new one) in the main event. Peckers Potted Meat is also getting in on the action, promising a back to school gift (lunchboxes) for the first 500 kids, and pencils as well. Mac will also face off against an unknown THR MYSTERY WRESTLER. Mac has vowed to deliver a tombstone piledriver to his opponent after getting the tombstone from THR earlier this week! OFC

 

[Mac9192]

No matches were held at the AFAM CONVENTION CENTER LAST NITE. Police had cordoned off the area around the campus as ABC'ers celebrated the COI hearings on Nashville this past week!

UNC H of F coach (reference out of deference to Sky) spoke and told the UNC haters "I'm tired of this junk, and just for this protest I have decided I WILL NOT put Wander's delicious naner puddin on the market for you doggone friggin haters to enjoy!!!"

Nonetheless w/college football only two weekends away there is a special "Rasslin JAM at the AFAM" planned for next weekend. RPM (Rose Potted Meat) world champ Sky will be putting his belt on the line against the 4 faces of Gary (yes he has a new one) in the main event. Peckers Potted Meat is also getting in on the action, promising a back to school gift (lunchboxes) for the first 500 kids, and pencils as well. Mac will also face off against an unknown THR MYSTERY WRESTLER. Mac has vowed to deliver a tombstone piledriver to his opponent after getting the tombstone from THR earlier this week! OFC

Mr Johnson and the rest of Peckers Potted Meat are so vamped up about their involvement in Durham County's Back to School Bash. They expect the pencils to be a big hit, with their slogan being "There's more lead in the pencil of a Peckers Pencil"

 

[hart2chesson]

Peckers and Guru Gary:

Sky taunts him almost daily in his custom made Peckers Hot Cycle. Sky is said to ride up beside Gary, laugh at him, and as he easily passes him yell "Roy Knew!"
The worst part is that once Sky gets around him, he slows down and ejects this Duke blue powder out of the Pecker pipe all over Gary. Then Sky waves and glides away, leaving Ol Guru swearing and shaking.

Mac this is where Sky got the idea of the powder in his cycle to eject from his exhaust pipe at "Guru Gary"



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