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Late breaking news!.....Gary 4+3 has grown fearful of the beating he is about to receive...so as an insurance policy, he will be bringing his main squeeze to the ring with him.
We have also gotten word that the first 500 fans that can find the arena will get their very own limited edition can of Peckers Potted Meat. It will have the date engraved on the side, a picture of fan favorite sky on the top and will have a surprise toy inside...so it will be ok, for those 500 fans that receive this quality item, to allow someone to play with their pecker.
I just got off the phone with the wrestling circuit folks. Seems Sky has Guru Gary-7 so frustrated. He saw the tv commercial for Peckers Potted Meat, with Sky showing off his strength by flipping a big tire end over end then turning to the camera and saying "Fellas I only eat Peckers Potted Meat, and if you want to be strong like me, you should too."
Well Gary went in to the local Piggly Wiggly, and became really disturbed to find the Peckers brand was empty. He asked the manager if he had more in the back room. The manager kindly told him no but there were other brands. Gary was so infuriated he started shouting "I only want Peckers, now get me some Peckers or I'm going to your A**! The manager passed out, Gary was briefly detained by a Durham County Sheriff deputy. To add humiliation on top of Ol Gary, he was escorted right by some Asian tourists laughing at him, saying "He has no pecker, he has no pecker"
Well Gary went in to the local Piggly Wiggly, and became really disturbed to find the Peckers brand was empty. He asked the manager if he had more in the back room. The manager kindly told him no but there were other brands. Gary was so infuriated he started shouting "I only want Peckers, now get me some Peckers or I'm going to your A**! The manager passed out, Gary was briefly detained by a Durham County Sheriff deputy. To add humiliation on top of Ol Gary, he was escorted right by some Asian tourists laughing at him, saying "He has no pecker, he has no pecker"
Proves the brand's own motto is true: "if you don't have Peckers, you don't have real potted meat!"Hope he gets bailed out in time for tonite's match! Late breaking bulletin Mac- Peckers will fly in a special shipment of potted meat just in time for tonite's wrestlers backstage!!! OFC
I would encourage the guru to head to the Sam's Club...I think he would enjoy a six pack of Peckers.
He's probably too embarrassed to go anywhere right now. After the cashier announced over the intercom "Man wants Peckers on aisle 6," I'm not so sure he will even show up tonight
This is the song I have chosen for my entrance music . I will not start rasslin until it is completely played and everyone of you little skysters have to listen to the whole song at full volume. OFC
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Carlos Santana is the man. Just doesn't get any better and he's still pickin it. OFC
Guys, I'm up in the air in the DI chopper, and man let me tell you the festivities tonight are gonna be unbelievable! We're over Interstate 40 right now and traffic is backed up like a cheap commode. I see cars with peckers hanging from the antennas. The words "Sky Rules" wrote on the back glasses of hundreds of cars and trucks. I've never seen anything like this before fellas. As the legendary Michael Buffer says "Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!!"
Back at cha Mac I am down here on the ground in enemy territory and CANNOT LOCATE the AFAM CONVENTION CENTER!! In fact everyone I ask just shakes their heads, and I did get one interesting reply:"Roy Knows." Sky of course is facing Gary the 3 faces of Evil in tonite's main event. Remember Lumberjack rules!
OK I'm gonna be straight up with you guys. I'm a dirty rassler. I gauge, poke the eyes , scratch, bite and use foreign objects. I will smear Rose potted meat lace with vinegar and pepper into my opponents eye. I cheat and I don't care cause I AIN'T AFRAID OF NOBODY except Show. I'm gonna bust somebody up. OFC
After Sky wins tonite over the three faces of Gary, fans in the AFAM Convention Center will throw ROSES at him in tribute to his favorite potted meat!!!
The first footage has hit social media as fans are trying to locate the AFAM Convention Center. As we say at Peckers Potted Meats...You can sling fist all day long, just make sure you hang on to your pecker.
Riots all over Chapel Hill with scenes just like this I am told smashmouth as fans were in an uproar to find the AFAM Building and see Sky wrestle!! Appreciate the on the scene coverage!
Results from Saturday nite on the PMWC
(Potted Meat Wrestling Circuit)
Sky topped Three Faces of Gary (piledriver).
Sky becomes the PMWC WORLD CHAMP
Kellen Patrick whipped the THR MASKED HEEL w/an elbow from top rope
DukeFanKy topped the Rupp Rafter Ruffian
Yours truly put away Bilas w/the "Hart" punch!
4,265 attended at the AFAM CONVENTION CENTER. There were lots of "NO-SHOWS" because there is a segment who believe the sport is as fake as the idea classes were ever held at the Center!
Special thanks to Dirt for his promo of the blimp, and our promoter and senior booker Mac! Another special thanks to Smashmouth for all his promos and reporting!! OFC
(Potted Meat Wrestling Circuit)
Sky topped Three Faces of Gary (piledriver).
Sky becomes the PMWC WORLD CHAMP
Kellen Patrick whipped the THR MASKED HEEL w/an elbow from top rope
DukeFanKy topped the Rupp Rafter Ruffian
Yours truly put away Bilas w/the "Hart" punch!
4,265 attended at the AFAM CONVENTION CENTER. There were lots of "NO-SHOWS" because there is a segment who believe the sport is as fake as the idea classes were ever held at the Center!
Special thanks to Dirt for his promo of the blimp, and our promoter and senior booker Mac! Another special thanks to Smashmouth for all his promos and reporting!! OFC
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Dang, what a nite for the DI gang!!! And congrats to Sky for the PMWC championship!
Oh, and I love the '3 Faces of Gary', Hart, that's hilarious!
To the victor goes the spoils.
OFC
Dang, what a nite for the DI gang!!! And congrats to Sky for the PMWC championship!
Oh, and I love the '3 Faces of Gary', Hart, that's hilarious!
To the victor goes the spoils.
OFC
Speaking for all I am sure Dirt, FANTASTIC!!! I heard the Potted Meat folks and Sky are being contacted for interviews and pictures of Sky w/the belt! Mac is positively jubuliant, as well as Smashmouth! OFC
Sky entered the ring to his favorite music last nite and greeted them warmly to his favorite entrance music:
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We have the first footage of the fans celebrating Sky's victory and becoming the PMWC Heavy Weight Champ.
I am also excited to let you know that the people at Peckers Potted Meat are thrilled with amount of coverage that their fine product has received. The sales have increased so much that they now plan on donating several cases of said product to the fine folks that serve in our Nations military. More specifically this donation is being made to our Country's Navy...as everyone knows, Peckers and Sea Men go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Ace reporter Smashmouth once again brings his "A" game and sense of humor. How about this- Sky gets a World PMWC belt and it makes news worldwide! OFC
Rose potted meat. I keep telling you Rose potted meat. There is no such brand for Peckers potted meat. OFC
Dang, what a nite for the DI gang!!! And congrats to Sky for the PMWC championship!
Oh, and I love the '3 Faces of Gary', Hart, that's hilarious!
To the victor goes the spoils.
OFC
The belt. It's all about the belt. OFC
Come on Sky you know that every person that attends the AFAM class gets a free can with every class syllabus.
Word on the street is, at the post match presser, a reporter asked Sky, after his big win tonight, what was next? Sky was quoted as saying, he was gonna enjoy his win right now, but "the ceiling is the roof" for future matches.....
So you are saying Mac is a Peckers man.OFC
He recruited them as a sponsor- they own the rights to your video of all your matches!
OFC
Sky just be happy, you're the champ now. You're a prized catch for the folks at Peckers Potted Meat. Everyone can't be the big Pecker, you are. Just embrace it sir
I just got off the phone with the fine folks from "Peckers Potted Meat." Seems they're not too happy with the new "champs" (Sky) reluctance to promote their brand. They read the postgame messages, and didn't like that after all they've done for him that he still refers to "Rose" as the premium brand. To say they feel shafted is putting it mildly.
Mr Johnson, President of PPM, and the board of Peckers are wanting him stripped of the belt if he doesn't straighten up.
Come on Sky, the last thing we need here before the Duke season starts is a bunch of pissed off Peckers! Get it together man!!!
Mr Johnson, President of PPM, and the board of Peckers are wanting him stripped of the belt if he doesn't straighten up.
Come on Sky, the last thing we need here before the Duke season starts is a bunch of pissed off Peckers! Get it together man!!!
Wow the Board of Peckers!!!??? Heard dont give those guys the shaft!!! OFC
*PRESS RELEASE*
for immediate release
Peckers Potted Meatsfor immediate release
111 Pecker Blvd
Dillsboro NC
While we at Peckers Potted Meats believe that we are the top of the mountain when it comes to taste and quality of potted meat products, we understand that some may look to other avenues to fulfill their potted meat needs. It is with great sadness that we are aware that one of the most popular spokespeople we could have for Peckers has chosen this route. Sky is beloved by many. Women want to be with him. Men want to be him. Children want to be adopted by him. He has truly taken the world by storm. We were looking forward to having Sky and Peckers being shown together across a wide range of media outlets as we continue to preach the quality of Peckers Potted Meats. We continue to fully support Sky as the World Champ and we hope that a contract and his full endorsement can be forth coming. As a sign of good faith by the people at Peckers Potted Meats we offer Sky a fine product from one of our off shoot companies, Peckers Motorbikes....as we say at Peckers Motorbikes...nothing beats riding a Pecker.
Mac I think you're going to have to hire Smashmouth!!! Dillsboro, NC puts Mt Olive to shame!! OFC
A Rose is a rose. Rose potted meat man here and always will be. Why would a Duke fan become an unc fan. Rose potted meat to Peckers potted meat is like comparing Duke to unc. Enough about Peckers potted meat. That's for the thr crowd. OFC
Mac I guess we best strip Sky of the belt. You, myself, Smash and Dirt must alert the Peckers Executive Board. I heard everyone in Dillsboro has their flags at half-mast..I did hear Rose would not let Sky use the same entrance music! OFC
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