Charity Wrestling Saturday night

[Mac9192]

It seems we have some hostility going on with 2 of our mods. Apparently they've been watching some of the other arguing and have been 'unfriendly'with each other today over the better of two Duke teams.
There seems to be only one way to settle this: In the ring fellas. So we're going to get it on tomorrow night. Several fights will be on the card:
Va Blue devil will take on Ipsychosis, I predict an upset for Ipsychosis. He will knock him unconscious with a variety of emojis.
Dattier vs Pisgah. Should be a humdinger
Yours truly vs Jwill. I think I can take him, been training with Billy 'The skyhook'. He will look for the left and I'll shock him with a right
Sky vs Guru Gary. Sky's been waiting for a long time for this one
Show vs every THR poster that came over this past season. He's mad as hell and I think will stomp some ass
Hart vs Bilas. Sorry Hart but Bilas in a tight one. He will beat you into submission with the 'Bilastrator'
Dukehokie vs Timo. This one will be a classic. Probably will be a decision, by our judges: Dirt, Buckin Elkin, and Topps Coach
Admission is $5 or 3 can goods.
BYOB

 

[skysdad]

Fun thread. Problem I have is the split personalities. Do I have to rassle guru gary-7, flatarheel and frankthetarheel.? If so I want help. I want dirt and hart in the ring with me in a 6 man battle royal. OFC

 

[VaBlueDevil33]

Great post

 

[hart2chesson]

It seems we have some hostility going on with 2 of our mods. Apparently they've been watching some of the other arguing and have been 'unfriendly'with each other today over the better of two Duke teams.
There seems to be only one way to settle this: In the ring fellas. So we're going to get it on tomorrow night. Several fights will be on the card:
Va Blue devil will take on Ipsychosis, I predict an upset for Ipsychosis. He will knock him unconscious with a variety of emojis.
Dattier vs Pisgah. Should be a humdinger
Yours truly vs Jwill. I think I can take him, been training with Billy 'The skyhook'. He will look for the left and I'll shock him with a right
Sky vs Guru Gary. Sky's been waiting for a long time for this one
Show vs every THR poster that came over this past season. He's mad as hell and I think will stomp some ass
Hart vs Bilas. Sorry Hart but Bilas in a tight one. He will beat you into submission with the 'Bilastrator'
Dukehokie vs Timo. This one will be a classic. Probably will be a decision, by our judges: Dirt, Buckin Elkin, and Topps Coach
Admission is $5 or 3 can goods.
BYOB

You made this sound so good I could envision it! Got my canned goods and I'm ready Bilas!Bringing my Bat Utility belt and will have my anti-Bilastrator device!! I will also be doing double duty as I join Dirt and Sky to take on the Tar Hole 3 headed monster! FANTASTIC POST SIR!!!

OFC

 

[crazyduke3]

Fun thread. Problem I have is the split personalities. Do I have to rassle guru gary-7, flatarheel and frankthetarheel.? If so I want help. I want dirt and hart in the ring with me in a 6 man battle royal. OFC

You get pornarkel and special guest referee heyman25. Take it or leave it

 

[hart2chesson]

You get pornarkel and special guest referee heyman25. Take it or leave it

If thats the case Dirt and I will be ringside as ADVISORS or MANAGERS to Sky. If we interfere, we'll make sure Heyman doesnt detect it.Tell the 3 headed Tarhole, no timeouts, so he cant save em like Ol Roy!

TEAM OFC

 

[skysdad]

You get pornarkel and special guest referee heyman25. Take it or leave it

I'll take Heyman. He's just as dirty as I am and of course I'll take ponarkel. We know each other's moves like the back of our hands. We know what's going own in each other's head. I will take dirt and hart in my corner. I think we will need all the back up we can get because if this thing ever happened I think every patient over at that nervous hospital would be there. I want show there too. I know he's itching to hand slap one of them. OFC

 

[Mac9192]

I'll take Heyman. He's just as dirty as I am and of course I'll take ponarkel. We know each other's moves like the back of our hands. We know what's going own in each other's head. I will take dirt and hart in my corner. I think we will need all the back up we can get because if this thing ever happened I think every patient over at that nervous hospital would be there. I want show there too. I know he's itching to hand slap one of them. OFC

Sky, it will be easy to beat them. Have Dirt draw up a timeout and throw it at em. They will knock each other out trying to dodge it, or they'll fall thru the ropes and hurt themselves.
Don't forget first 500 people in get a free can of potted meat, whether they want it or not

 

[hart2chesson]

I'll take Heyman. He's just as dirty as I am and of course I'll take ponarkel. We know each other's moves like the back of our hands. We know what's going own in each other's head. I will take dirt and hart in my corner. I think we will need all the back up we can get because if this thing ever happened I think every patient over at that nervous hospital would be there. I want show there too. I know he's itching to hand slap one of them. OFC

Just let Ol Roy try to interfere.....

OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

Sky, it will be easy to beat them. Have Dirt draw up a timeout and throw it at em. They will knock each other out trying to dodge it, or they'll fall thru the ropes and hurt themselves.
Don't forget first 500 people in get a free can of potted meat, whether they want it or not

Lol!!!!!

 

[pisgah101]

Oh man I love this!!!!' Haha. Let's do it I'm ready to take down datt! And sky is actually pay money to see with Gary flatarheel

 

[pisgah101]

I just re-read how the joker will beat va I almost lost it LOL LMAO LOL

 

[hart2chesson]

Great Mac has brought his promotional skills here! I heard Sky plans to make "potted meat" out of Gary! OFC

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

I checked by just a little while ago before heading to bed, and when I saw this thread I howled out with laughter! Great thread, Mac! Couldn't quite go to bed until I made at least a couple of pics. Got a busy day ahead of me today, but I'll try to get back on by tonight if possible. I have to make at least a pic of my buddy, Sky!

Pisgah and Dat...that will be a rough match. Dat will beat the hell out of him with a thesaurus, but Pisgah is hard to trump.

Hart, I'm pulling for you big guy, but it looks like the Bilastrator has called you out from Twitter. Good luck my friend,
Bilas looks ready.

OFC

 

[DukefanKY]

OK....so who is the bookie? Cause' I have some money I wanna lay down on a couple of these!!

 

[smashmouth5]

Can't have the matches without promos.

 

[hart2chesson]

I checked by just a little while ago before heading to bed, and when I saw this thread I howled out with laughter! Great thread, Mac! Couldn't quite go to bed until I made at least a couple of pics. Got a busy day ahead of me today, but I'll try to get back on by tonight if possible. I have to make at least a pic of my buddy, Sky!

Pisgah and Dat...that will be a rough match. Dat will beat the hell out of him with a thesaurus, but Pisgah is hard to trump.

Hart, I'm pulling for you big guy, but it looks like the Bilastrator has called you out from Twitter. Good luck my friend,
Bilas looks ready.

OFC

Dirt I was hoping you would give us one of your off the charts renderings my friend!!! Job well done sir (except I will whip Bilas- falls count anywhere!)

OFC

 

[smashmouth5]

It's go time.

 

[pisgah101]

I checked by just a little while ago before heading to bed, and when I saw this thread I howled out with laughter! Great thread, Mac! Couldn't quite go to bed until I made at least a couple of pics. Got a busy day ahead of me today, but I'll try to get back on by tonight if possible. I have to make at least a pic of my buddy, Sky!

Pisgah and Dat...that will be a rough match. Dat will beat the hell out of him with a thesaurus, but Pisgah is hard to trump.

Hart, I'm pulling for you big guy, but it looks like the Bilastrator has called you out from Twitter. Good luck my friend,
Bilas looks ready.

OFC

1000 likes if I could haha!!!

 

[topps coach]

Fun thread. Problem I have is the split personalities. Do I have to rassle guru gary-7, flatarheel and frankthetarheel.? If so I want help. I want dirt and hart in the ring with me in a 6 man battle royal. OFC

Thought you want a steel cage match

 

[hart2chesson]

Thought you want a steel cage match

Steel cage match will make it tougher on Dirt and I to get foreign objects to Sky, but we'll manage!

OFC

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Dirt I was hoping you would give us one of your off the charts renderings my friend!!! Job well done sir (except I will whip Bilas- falls count anywhere!)

OFC

I know you can take him, Hart! But just to make sure, I've talked to Mac, and we're going to get a trio of NCAA refs to come in and judge this one match. And that wouldn't be cheating either...'cause we're just playing by the same rules the lovable 'ol Heels go by.

OFC

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Okay, just in case anyone was worried about Sky taking on the Split Personalities over at THR...STOP IT NOW! I've uncovered a very rare snippet of Sky back in the day when he was kicking ass and taking names. If you think those puzzy THR boys can stand up to this...you got another thing coming! Sky, please be gentle with them, they know not what's coming.

Well, one of my daughters is coming over in just a few minutes to visit us old folks, so I'll be out for awhile. I'll check back in later tonight.

OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

Belltime 8pm Dirt!

Okay, just in case anyone was worried about Sky taking on the Split Personalities over at THR...STOP IT NOW! I've uncovered a very rare snippet of Sky back in the day when he was kicking ass and taking names. If you think those puzzy THR boys can stand up to this...you got another thing coming! Sky, please be gentle with them, they know not what's coming.

Well, one of my daughters is coming over in just a few minutes to visit us old folks, so I'll be out for awhile. I'll check back in later tonight.

OFC

Sky has just psyched em out over at THR W/Your latest creation Dirt! Bravo! Hes ripped on that Potted Meat Diet! OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

I know you can take him, Hart! But just to make sure, I've talked to Mac, and we're going to get a trio of NCAA refs to come in and judge this one match. And that wouldn't be cheating either...'cause we're just playing by the same rules the lovable 'ol Heels go by.

OFC

Awesome this should help even the playing field since Bilas is going to have Ol Roy in his corner!! OFC

 

[smashmouth5]

This has turned into one of the greatest threads ever.

 

[skysdad]

Okay, just in case anyone was worried about Sky taking on the Split Personalities over at THR...STOP IT NOW! I've uncovered a very rare snippet of Sky back in the day when he was kicking ass and taking names. If you think those puzzy THR boys can stand up to this...you got another thing coming! Sky, please be gentle with them, they know not what's coming.

Well, one of my daughters is coming over in just a few minutes to visit us old folks, so I'll be out for awhile. I'll check back in later tonight.

OFC

Ohhhhhh Yeaaaaaa. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

This has turned into one of the greatest threads ever.

I agree...Btw I heard SO Cal Dukie and QC
Dukie were being called in to officiate tonite"s main event, Duke Hokie vs Timo???

OFC

 

[VaBlueDevil33]

I just re-read how the joker will beat va I almost lost it LOL LMAO LOL

I laughed also but I can promise you the joker WILL NOT beat me...what he isn't taking into account is I'm the dirtiest player in the game besides Slick Ric Flair

 

[topps coach]

Sky, it will be easy to beat them. Have Dirt draw up a timeout and throw it at em. They will knock each other out trying to dodge it, or they'll fall thru the ropes and hurt themselves.
Don't forget first 500 people in get a free can of potted meat, whether they want it or not

Anyone who down the potted meat gets piledrived

 

[Mac9192]

I know you can take him, Hart! But just to make sure, I've talked to Mac, and we're going to get a trio of NCAA refs to come in and judge this one match. And that wouldn't be cheating either...'cause we're just playing by the same rules the lovable 'ol Heels go by.

OFC

Hey Dirt, the plan is set just like we discussed. Just so Bilas doesn't cheat and use the Bilastrator on Hart, Gary 4+3 has kidnaped Ol Roy himself, and taken him to a remote location (Waffle House bathroom). He wired up the video feed just like you requested. I just left from my meeting with Bilas, and showed him the live footage of Gary 4+3, with a tied up Roy Williams, and 4+3 forcing a pickled possum pecker down his throat. Bilas turned white as a ghost and with tears streaming down his face, vowed to not cheat. He was so shaken up, I had to give him a cup of water and a nervous pill. It's on pal. My only concern is 4+3. Let's pray he doesn't go too far with Ol Roy

 

[hart2chesson]

Hey Dirt, the plan is set just like we discussed. Just so Bilas doesn't cheat and use the Bilastrator on Hart, Gary 4+3 has kidnaped Ol Roy himself, and taken him to a remote location (Waffle House bathroom). He wired up the video feed just like you requested. I just left from my meeting with Bilas, and showed him the live footage of Gary 4+3, with a tied up Roy Williams, and 4+3 forcing a pickled possum pecker down his throat. Bilas turned white as a ghost and with tears streaming down his face, vowed to not cheat. He was so shaken up, I had to give him a cup of water and a nervous pill. It's on pal. My only concern is 4+3. Let's pray he doesn't go too far with Ol Roy

Mac you sinister madman!!! I love it!! I heard the crowds are going to be huge! Think 500 cans is enough!?????

OFC

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Hey Dirt, the plan is set just like we discussed. Just so Bilas doesn't cheat and use the Bilastrator on Hart, Gary 4+3 has kidnaped Ol Roy himself, and taken him to a remote location (Waffle House bathroom). He wired up the video feed just like you requested. I just left from my meeting with Bilas, and showed him the live footage of Gary 4+3, with a tied up Roy Williams, and 4+3 forcing a pickled possum pecker down his throat. Bilas turned white as a ghost and with tears streaming down his face, vowed to not cheat. He was so shaken up, I had to give him a cup of water and a nervous pill. It's on pal. My only concern is 4+3. Let's pray he doesn't go too far with Ol Roy

My wife and daughter are having some girl talk, so I slipped back to check the thread and found this!
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen the toilet cam feed, Mac. That Gary 4+3 is fixing to take out
all his frustrations about Gary-7 on Roy. God have mercy...hope you can stop him before it's too late!

Okay, better go check on the girls and see what they're saying about me behind my back.
Catch you guys later.

OFC

 

[pisgah101]

So has our pal been banned?

 

[skysdad]

My wife and daughter are having some girl talk, so I slipped back to check the thread and found this!
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen the toilet cam feed, Mac. That Gary 4+3 is fixing to take out
all his frustrations about Gary-7 on Roy. God have mercy...hope you can stop him before it's too late!

Okay, better go check on the girls and see what they're saying about me behind my back.
Catch you guys later.

OFC

HOFer. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

My wife and daughter are having some girl talk, so I slipped back to check the thread and found this!
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen the toilet cam feed, Mac. That Gary 4+3 is fixing to take out
all his frustrations about Gary-7 on Roy. God have mercy...hope you can stop him before it's too late!

Okay, better go check on the girls and see what they're saying about me behind my back.
Catch you guys later.


OFC

Dirt I didnt think you could possibly top "Toilet Cam Feed," but your picture did it!!!
#Unbelievable
#PostForTheAges
#ThreadForTheAges

OFC

 

[skysdad]

I'm here at arena waiting for guru gary-7, flatarheel or frankthetarheel and nobody's here. I don't see hart or dirt either. I don't see anyone . Is this for real or not. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

I kept telling Mac he better negotiate w/the arena folks. I think its somewhere near that Waffle House where Gary4+3 is holding Roy!

OFC

 

[Mac9192]

I'm here at arena waiting for guru gary-7, flatarheel or frankthetarheel and nobody's here. I don't see hart or dirt either. I don't see anyone . Is this for real or not. OFC

Dang it Sky, didn't you get the memo? You went to the AFAM building didn't you? Of all people you should know. Devil Dj has been looking for the instructors for years. Hurry and get over to Durham County Fairgrounds. You're up in a little while

 

[hart2chesson]

Dang it Sky, didn't you get the memo? You went to the AFAM building didn't you? Of all people you should know. Devil Dj has been looking for the instructors for years. Hurry and get over to Durham County Fairgrounds. You're up in a little while

Sky did you end up at the AFAM Building!!?? You KNOW nothing ever goes on there! You better get away, THR lurkers will be after you! OFC