I heard mine just the other night a a local high school baseball game Team A is in the field and the batter from team B hits a ground ball to the second baseman who fields the ball and makes a wild throw to 1st. base. Now the 1st baseman looks about 6'3" and is lanky. The batter looks about 5'"9 and medium size. While rounding first base the runner and get tangled and the runner goes down and hurts his ankle. Time is called of course to check the kid out. All of a sudden the runners mommie comes over to team A's side of the stands and starts yelling "that boy's to big to be playing 1st base." The 1st baseman's mom just happens to be standing where mommie makes the statement. In a very stern but classy way she just tells mommie that the 1st baseman is just trying to do his job. Mommie replies " I don't care he's my child." Anyway way the kid get's up and scores from 2nd on a single and I must say he was quick. The next time up he was hit by a pitch but mommie kept her mouth shut or at least no one heard her. Team B won the game and the real funny thing about the whole situation is team B's 1st baseman was just as tall as team A's 1st baseman. I've been to a lot of sporting events ans heard a lot of stupid remarks by fans including myself but this one goes to the top. If I had ever said something like that at one of my son's games he would have told me to keep my mouth shut or stop coming to his games. Just ask him. I'm sure I'm not the only one that has experienced dumb fans so let's hear them. OFC